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date submitted 30.09.2009
date updated 14.10.2009
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29 Jobs and a Million Lies

Jenn Topper

Part diary, part therapy session, this is a self-deprecating account of the author's adventures in taking ridiculous jobs, and in walking away from amazing opportunities.

 

The story is a road map of all those dark alleys and sinister places your parents warned you about; where all the fun exists along with all the danger that is the dark twin of adventure. It is a series of outrageous stories strung together by my search for success in both gritty and glamorous places.

29 Jobs is a trail of silly and exciting events littered with dramatic, chaotic, and hilarious failure, like when I inadvertently locked the keys in a borrowed apartment in Paris while and needed the fire department, a burglar, and the screaming, cursing Portuguese superintendent to open the door.

I pulled cables and hauled boxes through film and television productions chock full of freakish characters; and then started my own punk rock record label despite the tenable adversity of doing so. The label crashed, with hundreds of surplus CDs landing in the East River one frigid night. Next up was the cramped, grimy, downtown restaurant I cooked in for a megalomaniac chef. And I walked away from that, too.

When joining the Navy became my objective, I had to ask, What’s a nice girl from the suburbs doing all of this dirty work for, anyway?



 
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SusieGulick wrote 796 days ago

Dear Jenn, Thanks for sharing your life. Hope you'll read mine, "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" & my unedited version, Tell Me True Love Stories of He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. Thanks, Susie :)

Mr. Nom de Plume wrote 803 days ago

Searching for one word to describe the book--I found it--INTROSPECTION intersperced with excellent writing with an extensive potential audience of readers who may well be encouraged by the survival skills obviously generated from so many jobs and moves, starting within a normal family, and moving into the world "out there" known to people with the author's experiences and acquaintences. One suggestion: Father was concerned with job assignments that required moves of the family. To many, the letters, "I've Been Moved" are identifiers used in casual conversation. A small tid-bit to enliven a work that is great and really does not need to be enlivened. Backed. Chuck (Paperboy Adventures)

Ape of God wrote 873 days ago

Vivid, immediate and sparking with a kind of vernacular poetry. It's a pity to see this richly picaresque satire (I think that's a fair description?) slipping so far down the Authonomy lists - for the fantastic title alone, it deserves to be heading towards the top 5...

Best of luck with it!

Ivan

Binky Myers wrote 915 days ago

What a refreshing read, enjoyed it greatly and am backing.
Best Wishes
Dawn : ARK

T.L Tyson wrote 945 days ago

Have you ever read a working stiffs mannifesto. Seriously, this reminded me of it. It is funny, quirky and brutally honest, which is why I think I enjoyed it so much.
if you have a chance to read WSM you should take a look at it.
I loved this. Backed.
T.L Tyson-Seeking Eleanor

NelizaDrew wrote 945 days ago

That's even more (and stranger) jobs than I've had. If cleaned up a little, I'd likely enjoy it as much as I enjoyed "Waiting," "Me Talk Pretty..." and "Spy Girl."

A couple of nit-picks I noticed: The mother is described in two tenses in the same sentence (she "marches" to her own beat even though the rest of the sentence is past.). And the dad should retire "very successfully" as opposed to "successful."

Odd jobs are often on the memoir shelves. That means there's a market if it's well-written, well-marketed and fresh enough.

Good luck.

Neliza Drew
Burning for Burning

Neliza Drew

Freddie Omm wrote 948 days ago

hooray, another biography – i like finding non-fiction on site .

great final sentence in pitch – yep, you had me, i was surprised that list of jobs/mishaps belonged to a female (minor nitpick: there’s something not quite right in your pitch – the sentence about locking yourself out of the parisian apartment..??)

you tell your story with a clear, strong voice – love the line about your dad and his lifetime career at ibm “i think that although he retired very successful from the company, he spent many years telling people to fuck off in his own way.”

this is a great bio – interesting, witty, and very well told – and i’m giving it a turn on my rotating shelf .

freddie
("honour")

andyroo wrote 948 days ago

A light-hearted and smile-inducing take on modern life from and average joe :-) It's nice to be reminded that life doesn't always go as planned for others too!

Andrew

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TheLoriC wrote 949 days ago

I found a lot of my early life in this book and you told it very well. On my shelf for its potential.

L. Anne Carrington, "The Cruiserweight"

jenn topper wrote 950 days ago

Thank you so much!

Best,
Jenn

@revolucion0

29 jobs wow. Some nice honest humor here. It's good to look at life through someone else's eyes. On my shelf with a smile. C.P

jenn topper wrote 950 days ago

Thank you! Sorry about your experiences -- you should document them! Thank you again.

Jenn

@revolucion0

I'm shelving this book because it's like my life. Although I've had far more than 29 jobs! Oh no!

jenn topper wrote 950 days ago

Thank you thank you! I appreciate your read and comments! Ok, so finally I will remove that first section. I had been receiving conflicting advice on it. Inititally it wasn't a part of the book, but then an agent suggested I "tie" it together with a prologue. Enough of that! Thank you again.

jenn

Great fun. On my shelf.
What a bundle of energy yoiu are!
Suggestion.
If theres any way you could abolish chapter one and go straight for
the most outrageous situuation it would grab your readers and
drag them laughing into the story.
Lots of fun with this!
Mikey (The Free)

mikegilli wrote 950 days ago

Great fun. On my shelf.
What a bundle of energy yoiu are!
Suggestion.
If theres any way you could abolish chapter one and go straight for
the most outrageous situuation it would grab your readers and
drag them laughing into the story.
Lots of fun with this!
Mikey (The Free)

C.P. wrote 954 days ago

29 jobs wow. Some nice honest humor here. It's good to look at life through someone else's eyes. On my shelf with a smile. C.P

chrisalys wrote 954 days ago

Like the idea of this book so read some and still liked it. Backed. Good luck with it. Sorry short comment... very tired.. hard week.

Helena wrote 956 days ago

Hi Jenn, this is a funny read, I can't help smiling to myself as I think back on all the jobs I have had over the last number of years mainly to fund a travel bug! Its an interesting idea and one that will appeal to my generation I think more than my parents, they believe we are all spoilt for choice and therefore can't make any decisions, there's probably something in that too. Well written and funny, I'll give it a spin on my shelf.
Helena (A Load of Rubbish)

Michael Croucher wrote 956 days ago

Hi Jenn, a fascinating insight and a good read. The stories are well written, easy to relate to and sprinkled with humour. I enjoyed the time I spent with your book and I'm happy to give it a bit of time on my shelf.
Michael Croucher (Bravo's Veil)

jenn topper wrote 957 days ago

Thank you so much for reading! I really do appreciate it. It took a lot out of me to get it on paper!

Jenn, I feel much better after reading this, as if I've given someone a piece of my mind and had a good laugh afterwards. But you've done it all for me, and to much greater effect. Brilliant. Shelved. Lynn



Best,
Jenn

lynn clayton wrote 958 days ago

Jenn, I feel much better after reading this, as if I've given someone a piece of my mind and had a good laugh afterwards. But you've done it all for me, and to much greater effect. Brilliant. Shelved. Lynn

Heikki Hietala wrote 958 days ago

As a fan of nonfic, I'm happy to back this. You're detached enough to be able to tell it objectively, and yet willing to open up the door into the feelings. Even if this were fiction, it'd be good, but this is even better as nonfic.

Shelved,

Heikki

jenn topper wrote 960 days ago

Thank you for your comments! Great to have feedback like this. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.

Hi Jenn, The candid voice and the sporadic rant really make a person think on the generations that can't expect to live as their parents did. You made some excellent observations and explained your memoir contents. I thought the happiness vs. controlling of destiny a grand point.
A few paragraphs before that seemed to tend off-track, such as the lies told to shrinks. I like the way the jobs remind of the film objective, maybe saying "stupid" too often.
But the industry job, the crisis job, and the radio jobs leading to frustration and not a plan for the future is well-supported in detail - and they rang true. This young voice reasoning when confronted with what seems ridiculous is the way that career-seekers talk on breaks or after such experiences. The vigor you have in describing and supporting your opinions makes this an involving read - Shelved - Katherine (The Swan Bonnet)


jenn topper wrote 960 days ago

Thank you thank you thank you! Really very cool of you. Thanks a lot. I'll check out your biz shortly.

I didn't think writing could be this dry and yet this sharp. You've done an excellent job here developing the narrator's voice and views in a way that feels smooth and believable. You've also done an excellent job of convincing me that my own claims to be a writer are laughable. Darn you to heck!

Kolro wrote 960 days ago

I didn't think writing could be this dry and yet this sharp. You've done an excellent job here developing the narrator's voice and views in a way that feels smooth and believable. You've also done an excellent job of convincing me that my own claims to be a writer are laughable. Darn you to heck!

klouholmes wrote 962 days ago

Hi Jenn, The candid voice and the sporadic rant really make a person think on the generations that can't expect to live as their parents did. You made some excellent observations and explained your memoir contents. I thought the happiness vs. controlling of destiny a grand point.
A few paragraphs before that seemed to tend off-track, such as the lies told to shrinks. I like the way the jobs remind of the film objective, maybe saying "stupid" too often.
But the industry job, the crisis job, and the radio jobs leading to frustration and not a plan for the future is well-supported in detail - and they rang true. This young voice reasoning when confronted with what seems ridiculous is the way that career-seekers talk on breaks or after such experiences. The vigor you have in describing and supporting your opinions makes this an involving read - Shelved - Katherine (The Swan Bonnet)


jenn topper wrote 962 days ago

Thank you so much for reading 29 Jobs! Feedback is always welcome. I appreciate your thoughtful comments!

Best,
Jenn

Ah, the work place. Moving from job to job to job. A hilarious book. Love your sense of humor. Shelved.

JohnRL1029 wrote 962 days ago

Ah, the work place. Moving from job to job to job. A hilarious book. Love your sense of humor. Shelved.

jenn topper wrote 962 days ago

Thank you, Kim, for your thoughtful comments and support! I appreciate it. I'll post more chapters shortly. I can't tell you how appreciative I am for your support. I'd like to get started on yours, as well, and will do soon!

Very best,
jenn

@revolucion0
dontpublishme.blogspot.com

Hi Jenn!

I love your writing style... It's not often you see a true-life story with a dabble of humor painted throughout it! Very well executed, nice touch to this (what could be just a) heavy subject. I'm compelled to read on, but wanted to pause, leave you a note and back the book. Great stuff!

Kim
Invisible Justice

jenn topper wrote 962 days ago

Zenup -- thanks a lot. Your point is very well taken. I tend to agree; and each time I take it out, someone shouts I should put some sort of introduction in. So I am wavering. Your vote counts! Very cool that you're backing it. I really do appreciate it tremendously.

Thank you.

jenn
@revolucion0

This is refreshingly different, fun, all-too-real. My only query is whether you need that prologue & whether it might be better to grab your reader upfront with something like, 'seriously, dude, I've had 29 jobs...' and take it from there - drop the rest in as you go? Just a thought. Backed.

jenn topper wrote 962 days ago

Small world indeed! All the more reason that these stories will appeal to you! I'll post of more chapters later.

Thanks for the support, I really do appreciate it. Quite valuable also are any comments on the manuscript, so please fire away!

jenn

@revolucion0
http://dontpublishme.blogspot.com

Wow, Jenn, I'm excited to read on! Guess what? I grew up in NYC, Manhattan's Greenwich Village. Moved upstate at 24. Had a good friend who majored in film at NYU...small world!

jenn topper wrote 962 days ago

Thomas, I have to assume you're the FB author whose story I'm following? Thanks for the interest. I have so much confidence that this story will appeal to a lot of readers that I'm trying to promote the hell out of it. It's funny because I am more or less ridiculous, in general. I'm working on a handful of other stories and have a synopsis on Free-e-day, thanks to Dan Holloway's persistence!

Thanks again and please send comments, hammer away, I've got skin of steel.

jenn

looks curious, I'm anxious to read it

tstolperer wrote 962 days ago

looks curious, I'm anxious to read it

JRTProds wrote 962 days ago

Wow, Jenn, I'm excited to read on! Guess what? I grew up in NYC, Manhattan's Greenwich Village. Moved upstate at 24. Had a good friend who majored in film at NYU...small world!

zenup wrote 963 days ago

This is refreshingly different, fun, all-too-real. My only query is whether you need that prologue & whether it might be better to grab your reader upfront with something like, 'seriously, dude, I've had 29 jobs...' and take it from there - drop the rest in as you go? Just a thought. Backed.

Kim Jewell wrote 963 days ago

Hi Jenn!

I love your writing style... It's not often you see a true-life story with a dabble of humor painted throughout it! Very well executed, nice touch to this (what could be just a) heavy subject. I'm compelled to read on, but wanted to pause, leave you a note and back the book. Great stuff!

Kim
Invisible Justice

jenn topper wrote 963 days ago

Thank you, Steve, for your thoughtful comments! I appreciate the time you took to read through the excerpts that you did. If you can, don't miss chapter 8. I shouldn't laugh at myself like this, but I do every time I read it. Looking forward to reading your story this week.



Jenn,
Excellent writing! This is so original and refreshing. Most memoirs are kind of boring but yours is so quirky, it draws the reader along like a magnet. You have a cynical and sometimes funny tone and you don't pull any punches. I loved that line: That's crap. If you believe that you're a complete idiot, so put the book down and please step out in front of the first oncoming bus. Funny stuff! It made me laugh out loud. This is well written and well edited, immaculate. I couldn't find anything to bitch about. Fun read, good luck with it.
Steve Ward
Test Pilot's Daughter: Revenge

Steve Ward wrote 963 days ago

Jenn,
Excellent writing! This is so original and refreshing. Most memoirs are kind of boring but yours is so quirky, it draws the reader along like a magnet. You have a cynical and sometimes funny tone and you don't pull any punches. I loved that line: That's crap. If you believe that you're a complete idiot, so put the book down and please step out in front of the first oncoming bus. Funny stuff! It made me laugh out loud. This is well written and well edited, immaculate. I couldn't find anything to bitch about. Fun read, good luck with it.
Steve Ward
Test Pilot's Daughter: Revenge

R.A. Battles wrote 963 days ago

Hi Jenn,

Welcome to the site. LOVE YOUR TITLE ! ! !

I've written both non-fiction and fiction and I can honestly say that while fiction allows a writer to create places, people, and tales to incite readers, stories about true life often can be just as entertaining.

I'm happy to place you on my shelf.

You might want to EDIT your book and split your full synopsis up into 2 or 3 paragraphs with a line of white space between each paragrah.

Rodney

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