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rank 5459
word count 65119
date submitted 09.09.2008
date updated 28.02.2009
genres: Non-fiction, Biography, Harper True...
classification: adult
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'It's No Joke'

David Crabtree

Harrowing story, but often hilarious and written with wit.
A family bound by psychiatric illness, disintegrates after death, disinheritance and the wrong choice of coffin.

 

‘It’s No Joke’ is a memoir of the death of a family. It’s the story of my family’s battle to cope with a mother's psychiatric illness, only to be thwarted at the end by blunder, betrayal and greed.
Days after my father died, I was shocked to learn I had been disinherited; everything would go to my sister. She had rekindled a relationship with an old boyfriend, a man with a history of laziness, a man my father had considered an ‘opportunist'. Meanwhile my mother, a paranoid schizophrenic, who for 30 years suffered a life of drugs, electric shock treatment and all the horrors of mental institutions, fought for her life. News of my father’s death caused her lungs to collapse. Memories of her traumatic, but often hilarious past are triggered off as I watch her slow and painful demise.
In an effort to understand my family, I look back at a colourful history: From early life in Kenya, during the Mau Mau uprising, to teenage life on the streets of a tough northern city.
The story's about having everything, losing it, and finding the strength to carry on when all that's left is a great sense of humour.

 
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Vanessa wrote 1315 days ago

David, your tender handling of these memories and the authenticity of your narrative voice is truly inspiring. I'm half way through and aching for you all. It's very difficult to stop reading but at the same time, it's the kind of book you never want to end.

Chris Carr wrote 198 days ago

The more I read, the better it gets. David you are a unique, highly talented writer. Have you sent this off to an agent? Try Alan Mahar at Tindal Street Press, the Custard Factory, Birmingham. He handles work like this. This should be on the shelves and when it is I'll buy it. In fact I'll buy several copies as presents for my friends and family. You have a most remarkable story here.

Chris Carr wrote 198 days ago

David Crabtree, I don't know whether it's because I'm from the north of England (Liverpool - almost north) that I find your writing a breath of fresh air. A rivetting but equally humour story and I loved it. I've only read the first chapter and I so much wanted the Germans to meet the mentally ill mum (logic v insanity) You have a ease with your writing, a gentle persuasion with words that draws me in and I loved the Indian restaurant scene. All your characters are believable, I see them everyday. Towards the end I thought the Germans might not be Heinz and his missus, maybe someone else had the idea to hold up a book. I don't know but I do know it's left me thinking and wanting to read more. Well done David, a writer who writes about 'the real'.

jfredlee wrote 757 days ago

David -

This is a fascinating book, one that must have been extremely difficult for you to write.

The writing feels true and genuine, and in many places, extremely sensitive.

Very happy to back It's No Joke.

I wish you the best of luck with it, and I would love to read your thoughts on my book.

Thanks.

-Jeff Lee
THE LADIES TEMPERANCE CLUB'S FAREWELL TOUR

sean_hornby wrote 802 days ago

Not read it yet, but it sounds fascinating, and is something that interests me greatly. Will def have a gander asap!!!!

Nick Poole2 wrote 823 days ago

ARISE, AUTHONOMY GHOST!

Ease those weary, withered limbs from your coffin. Push away the stone from the mouth of the tomb.

You have one last task to perform. One last, sacred shelf to confer.

Whether you were plugger, spammer, gusher or troll, whether you flirted or fought in the forum or beavered away in the shadows, now is the time for your resurrection.

One last time. Marshall your strength, muster the last vestiges of your power and carry out your final Authonomy act:

Back my book, MIRROR IN THE SKY.

Then, only then, you may rest easy in your Authonomy grave.

Nick Poole2 (formerly known as NickP)

eva8 wrote 1176 days ago

I like the reality of this book It feels genuine and with the right amount of emotion. Its on my watchlist until I have time to read more and maybe nudge it up to the shelf. Best of luck

Eva

LittleDevil wrote 1212 days ago

I don't know what it is about this story, but it is really drawing me in. I guess there is no point telling you there is major work to carry out, I imagine you already know that. It's not always the beautifully polished story that is best though is it? I would like to touch on things that (I think) are a major priority. First is pace and structure, it does tend to get a tad confusing at times going back and forth. Not too much of a problem really, although it could be a big turn off to some.
The second is the lack of speech marks and dialogue tags. The story would flow much better if it were clear who were speaking. Sometimes it is unclear.

But the story itself, I believe could be turned into a total work of art. You have a story to tell, and the character of Jean immediately springs to mind. (eastenders. Stacey's Mum) she should win an award for her parrt.
I know how hard it can be to cope with a child with autism and also another member of the family suffers depression. I don't know if I could cope with what you have gone through and come out smiling, I think living with Helen must have been very challenging indeed. I think it's nice told from a different perspective.. We get a lot of maudling autobiographies about one thing or another, but I think this (so far) has a hint of inspiration. I love the gritty humour.

Please find the time to spend on this. I would love to read it in paperback. I think it would be well worthwhile.
All the best
Sue
I'm backing this, I think it has been under-represented and hopefully it will kick it back into the charts

LittleDevil wrote 1212 days ago

This is a very interesting story, which you have managed to convey with humour. I am watchlisting it for now as I have visitors but I will certainly be back.

wainwright& priestley wrote 1216 days ago

Hi David, I'm enjoying the story so far - and you certainly have a story to tell! Will back this

David Crabtree wrote 1313 days ago

Vanessa, Many thanks for your comments. I get little time to follow up on this website so it's hard to market the book further.
best wishes
david

Vanessa wrote 1315 days ago

David, your tender handling of these memories and the authenticity of your narrative voice is truly inspiring. I'm half way through and aching for you all. It's very difficult to stop reading but at the same time, it's the kind of book you never want to end.

Vanessa wrote 1317 days ago

Fantastic! I am loving this book. Your humour is utterly compelling and sits poignantly in relief against the painful experiences you expound with such courage and charm. Your first chapter conjured memories for me with every few paragraphs. (My son was born in Stockton; my father worked for Shell overseas; my mother once worked in Kingston; I once rescued a budgie from woods in Spennymoor - the familiarity is endless!) Setting aside how very much I warm to this memoir, your writing has an enduring fireside appeal that I'm sure will be irresistible to many. You deserve great success. I'm shelving you immediately. Very best of luck.

Veronique wrote 1317 days ago

Felt you wrote from the heart, and will read it when time permits. But I think you won through, that is the feeling I got even though I only dipped into it to get the feel of it. Will get back to you again when I have read more of it.

Veronique wrote 1317 days ago

Felt you wrote from the heart, and will read it when time permits. But I think you won through, that is the feeling I got even though I only dipped into it to get the feel of it. Will get back to you again when I have read more of it.

hallyally wrote 1319 days ago

This really deserves a much higher profile.
Don't know why I didn't read this before, but it's hard to stop!
Gripping writing style and very amusing as well - despite the subject matter!
Shall recommend it. Alison

J.W. Reitz wrote 1324 days ago

Yes, this looks very good. And it's on my shelf.

Maren wrote 1339 days ago

A great book - hard to stop reading once you've started. What a story!

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