London, Bayswater 1920. Britain’s self styled famous detective investigates what he thinks is the formation of a zombie army to take over Great Britain.
Corpse disappear from the cemetery of St. Mathews Church. Puffer fish are stolen from retail shops for tropical fish. Is this the work of the Hell Fire Club, Happy Food Club or Health Fund Club (HFC)? Who is raising a zombie army? Holes reverse logic points to the Bishop of London or the Archbishop of Canterbury. MI5 and MI6 think it is the Irish Republican Army (IRA). But why are the relatives of the alleged zombies immigrating to Brazil? Is this linked to an increase in life insurance claims and the price of sugar?
The head of MI5 responds to the statement made by the Home Secretary, ‘Who will rid me of this meddlesome Holes.’ The head of MI5 feels the same way about the head of MI6, can he satisfy both needs.