Layby lovin':BDSM and Truckin'

I just read the first chapter so far. Bloody funny with the caravan on the roll, then the Major catching you guys, especially with Brenda caught in the harness. Then the Major's wife getting it wrong and hitting her husband. I don't blame you for running. Off to read chapter 2.

Dude...this is a hoot!

Sorry it took me so long to get around to reading it. I have six kids man...need I say more? I really liked the story. It was funny, well thought out and flows well, and was captivating from sentence one. I can certainly see this in the bookstores for mass market and doing well. I have never backed a book I didn't like or felt worthy, trust me, (there's been few that will remain unnamed), but I've backed yours. Love it! Luck be yours!

Cheers,
Shelly
A Duke from the Past

I finally finished your story and you were right, it wasn't what I thought it would be haha I like the sense of humor you have in your writing...I can't wait to see this in bookstores...great job and good luck with it :) happily backed

Something tells me, if you get this published, you will make a lot of money.

LOL - good stuff - great to read about some of your exploits! I hope you didn't lose your motorbike after all that.. best wishes, Diane, Good Blood

K. G. -

Layby Lovin - I remember backng this for it's candid voice and sheer hilariousness. Sorry to be so late in commenting. I had fun reading. Good spanking.

Pia, (Course of Mirrors)

More absurd than Beckett, authentic voice, made me smile and egoless enough to call yourself a bit of a minger - got to back it.

Having read three chapters and laughed a lot I suddenly noticed this is biographical, you naughty boy. I will certainly wonder when I drive past the lorry parks what’s going down. You have made a very god job of this and the fact that it all started as a bet brings all the more credibility to it. I cant find any nits in it and the content is enough to keep the pages turning. I really hope this does well for you a bit of smut can liven up the day.

Regards Wilma1
Knowing Liam Riley – please take a moment to take a look.

Having read three chapters and laughed a lot I suddenly noticed this is biographical, you naughty boy. I will certainly wonder when I drive past the lorry parks what’s going down. You have made a very god job of this and the fact that it all started as a bet brings all the more credibility to it. I cant find any nits in it and the content is enough to keep the pages turning. I really hope this does well for you a bit of smut can liven up the day.

Regards Wilma1
Knowing Liam Riley – please take a moment to take a look.

K.G., I think this could be one for HC/Scott Pack's Friday Project... Best Blog on the Net turned into bestseller, kind of thing. The Stig before he became the Stig...the real Stig's Assistant tells All. Ha. Mind you, like his program, that the Americans are trying to do a version of... Tarantino will grab the movie rights and turn you into an American trucker with a cuckolded Shorty getting Chili chasin' your ass all the way up to the Ice highway... Okay, script done. I can see it all. Box Office gold.

Your writing voice is just great, truly it is. Yeah, a few typo/spelling errors, but who cares with that voice? (I'm still wondering what that green liquid was at the beginning, though...the mind boggles.) Suggestion - you could end the pitch with a question as to whether you got that bike back.). (Give it more of a 'novel' angle.) Or tag it for HarperTrue - they're looking at those...

I haven't stopped laughing yet... and if you're not the real Stig's Assistant, I hear they're looking for one. Good gear...

I believe every single word of this... and back it before it gets to the Ice highway.

From Kay xx

What do I say? This is zany, ridiculous, addictive, amusing, absurd and good honest 'almost' clean fun.
I'm not sure if I would have picked this off a bookshelf but as backed by the author, I gladly gave it a read in return.
Whether you will ever sit comfortably on your bike again, I know not but I'll certainly give truckers a different look from now on!
Shelved with an odd grin on my face. Margaret.

Crikey!! What next! Just goes to show! Not sure what else to say! Gordon - The Harpist of Madrid

You provide us an steamy comedy with a erotic twist. Clever plot. Colorful characters. Visceral imagery. Hilarious wit. Superb writing. A remarkable read. Backed.

This is hilarious! I read your first chapter and will read on must find out if your character actually got lucky at some point. So far it looks like one disaster after the other. But all in all great book. hope it does well. Backed.

I didn't understand a lot of the slang but it was still an easy read and funny.

Layby lovin':BDSM and Truckin'

K. G. Berlin

Very interesting true story - lots of excitement and drama. Chapter one, "Brenda", is I think a good sampling of your writing. Confident and entertaining with lots of energy - you make me feel like I'm on an expedition of sorts reading this - Pidgeon and Fast Eddy look like good friends to have and the encounter with Brenda was, interesting. Good luck in finding a publisher.

Erm... this is certainly different, in a good way. :)

Great start with the bet setting up the plot. Then we get the unfortunate incident with the caravan wheeling out while the unfortunate Brenda's all trussed up. And the confused major trying to spring to the rescue. :)

I think your story's a lot of fun. In the ludicrous situations and embarassing moments, it reminds me quite a bit of Tom Sharpe's style. No bad thing at all. :)

I can easily see people enjoying your book. I'm happy to back it. :)

Pete

Very funny, and lots of people will get a laugh from this.
I can't see it as a novel, there's a lot of errors, but for fun, great.

lol!...the whole thing was an error..I'll never live it down...

Very funny, and lots of people will get a laugh from this.
I can't see it as a novel, there's a lot of errors, but for fun, great.

Hey,

This is excellent and hilariously entertaining, and full of fun. A well written and crafted piece of work, very sexy. All the best.

Hi KG,
Sorry it's taken me so long, but I finally got around to reading. I was afraid from your pitch that I'd find this a bit on the salacious side, but I'm very happy to find nothing of the sort! I really enjoyed your down to earth humour. It's vivid and graphic without being crude. Great fun.
Lucy

23 August 2010
Layby Loving has an aggressively sexual suggestive title and the pitch promises, no, threatens eroticism. I selected it only because its author had backed my efforts. I was reluctant at first, read hesitantly and expected any moment to pitch forward into unadulterated sex instead of which I was confronted by -------well timed, humorous escapades worthy of Henry Fielding with more than a passing nod to window cleaner Timothy Lee. Laugh out loud with a new slant on the British love of caravans. One thought, the pitch could be off putting for some readers and this would be a great pity. For me -- dix points! BACKED. Robert Davidson. The Tuzla Run

Heheheh :) Your theme tune, K.G:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUCNsZXCd58

Sorry you had to wait for me to catch up reading. An educational travelogue... (please release this with an accompanying colouring book! Make a good Ann Summers stocking filler, that would...)

All the best, Lisa (Death nd The City)

I don't know if I wanna laugh, cry, or simply envy you. What an eye watering book..., had me in bloody stitches. This is brilliant!!
Sye
Losing The Hate

Suprisingly fun and amusing - and well written too XD

I've only read two chapters so far, and you are hilarious . . . thanks for the giggles. I'll get back to you when I finish the book.
Cly

Chaotic but funny. You manage to be unbridled without resorting to the cheap narrative of dirty jokes.

Backed with pleasure.

A.P. Constantin

The Crystal Butterfly Club

Hi KG

Very funny. I'm concerned that you're never going to win your bike back at this rate! Backed.

Nicole
Chosen

I love this. You tap into the myriad world of online potential. A trucker who gets caught up with BDSM by Internet dating. Of course, what else do you expect a modern young man to do. Yes, sex sells and it helps to keep the reader turning the page. Blogs, dares, pulling birds on the road, and picnic parking areas available to BDSM trysts. This book is full of it. Backed for now.

K.G.-

This is a unique one.
When I was reading it, I thought like you were simply leaking out the things from your mind. You have the writing talent but you have to get more serious handling your plot and your dialogues.
Good luck to your writing career my friend.

FLETCH
STORIES FROM A LEAKING MIND

hi,
Very good one. All the best.No more comments on it.

Backed,
S. Vinay kumar,
The ark and the aroma of peril

KG, you're a walking disaster, man. The caravan scene was almost in danger of getting hot, before it went walkabout, then Domme-in-Acton wanted removals rather than insertions, and ends up loading her BDSM equipment and buddies in your lorry just in time for the local coppers to stumble across it. All this pales to insignificance when compared to getting Sam's stud wedged between your front teeth. Cringingly, painfully hilarious; I'm fairly sure this isn't chick-lit, and suspect that erotica is pushing it slightly too. Adult, yep, comedy, yep, biography ... are you sure you want to admit it? Trusting you got your bike back ... you earned it ... backed.

LAYBY LOVIN': BDSM & TRUCKIN'
K. G. Berlin

Most requests to take a look at someone's writing comes with a promise to return the favor. Since you didn't say that I was not sure what to expect. Nevertheless, I took a look. Based on your pitch, this is not what I expected at all. In my opinion, it's funny and rather well written. I have to say I really don't care for chick lit if that is the genre you are going for. Any writing is an exercise in hard work. You put your self into it if you are doing it right and it seems you have done that with this story.

I'll back you to give you a boost on your way to the Editor's Desk. Best of luck.

Mary Enck
Author of A King in Time

Morning Jilli...thanks for backing my book...its ok...I think you're perfectly safe in Italy lol

Made me laugh out loud. This is like Bill Bryson meets Dr. Ruth... or something. ;-) Good luck! Backed.

Whooooooaaaaaaa, KG Berlin! I didn't know what I was backing, but back it I did.

I actually thought this would be "Mr I love me" telling his sexual conquests, but no its good. Glad I had a read.
Mad, hillarious and entertaining. Loved the caravan story!

this is a well written, and thought out book. you have an effective style that relays the story with a great result- this is on my watchlist...
read SEASONS...

Dear K.G.
I commented and backed your book eight days ago......, but cannot see the backing anywhere. So i am taking the time to back it again because I believe your book is WORTH IT

BEST OF LUCK
Denise

You are totally fantastic, K. G.! :) How can I ever thank you enough for backing my 2 memoir books? :)
God loves you. :) Love, Susie :)

Nothing more sexythan a guy who writes good chick lit and you have done just that! Excellent and hilariously entertaining!

Liz
The Cheech Room

Loved the tone of this and the punchy crisp prose. It’s eloquent, engaging and bloody funny. Great comic writing.

Well done this made me laugh... backed

Well, KG, you put a smile on dial and I'll put you on my shelf. Backed.

Hi K.G.,

this has certainly opened my eyes. very entertaining.

I have backed your book because I was hooked by the pitch, loved the introduction and read on. How much more I read depends on time and commitment.

Enjoy everything and good luck.

Rusty Bernard
The Mental Pause

Funny, erotic, insightful, great wit and honesty.

Excellent sense of intelligent humour throughout this piece. There's a real rich sense of culture and an engaging and erotic world hinted at within the first few pages. One thing, should the title be "Lovin'" rather than "Lovnin"?

Backed with pleasure.
Abi xxx

BDSM site? I don't know that one. I assume many people do know, but it might be helpful to a reader to spell it out the first time you mention it in the text. I read the first chapter and it was really great. I loved the humor from beginning to end and damn if I knew the slang you used (cultural relativism), but I got the big picture. My only suggestion is to check for missing commas. Finally, I thought there were a couple of places where dialogue with Brenda would have been better than the one-sided paraphrasing, eventhough it is first person POV.

" I though (thought) the caravan . . ."
" . . . and stone me if she didn't reversed (reverse) it . . ."

Thanks for the swap and the best of luck with this work.

Natalie

Hi KG
I thought this was going to be just full of sex scenes, but it is so much more than that. It is really well written and a great insight. Some great use of language and one or two laugh out loud oneliners. Highly original and entertaining.
DP Walker
Five Dares

KG, how many books have you written before? Are you having a bit of a joke with us and you're a professional writer who's driven a truck for research?
I have to be honest and say this is not my sort of reading though I've learned a lot - what BDSM stands for, for example.
But your narrative is some of the most engaging I've read anywhere. Yes, sometimes the tense changes from past to present but who cares in this case? You're continuing in the long tradition of rumbustious literature from Chaucer to H.E.Bates - and now you. And I'm sure you're not a minger. Backed with very best wishes, Lynn