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rank 5466
word count 10911
date submitted 07.08.2010
date updated 08.08.2010
genres: Literary Fiction, Young Adult, Come...
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The Dog Poet

Richard W. Jennings

Three little dachshunds become the first canine Poet Laureate of the United States, exchanging places at public events.

 

There was not simply one dog Poet Laureate, a single talented woofer celebrated throughout the United States of America.
That would have been amazing enough.
There were three who thought they were brothers, but were, in fact, a trio of unrelated mates operating as a syndicate, a canine verse cabal, managed by a man who knew Easy Street when he saw it.
In addition to being gifted, these dogs, like so many others of their species, were also lazy, preferring naps, meals, short walks, and tummy rubs over more lucrative activities.
In this respect dog nature varied not a whit from human nature. The dogs took it easy by taking turns in public pretending to be the same dog.
Inasmuch as they looked alike, this was an easy ruse. Professor Melnik could tell them apart and not just by sight, but also by their smells, their barks, and the way they lifted their legs against his expensive upholstered furniture.
Professor Melnik acquired the dogs from his late sister, Irene, and in so doing, Professor Melnik came into a small fortune with the realistic potential for it to become much larger.

 
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Andi Brown wrote 372 days ago

Hi Richard,
This sounds very funny. Will add it to my watchlist. And for another doggone (sorry) good chuckle...

If Carl Hiaasen and The Office had a baby, it might look something like ANIMAL CRACKER.

Can a bunch of smart, sassy women get the goods on their boss at Boston’s venerable Animal Protection Agency? Hal Mason is Brad-Pitt handsome, with a Harvard professor wife and an adorable but shiftless son who wins the heart of Diane Salvi, the organization’s new communications director and the book’s narrator.

The malapropping, narcissistic Hal, famous for his animal-themed ties and jokes, has managed to earn the adulation of the organization’s board of directors and the scorn of his staff. When his negligence leads to the dogshit literally hitting the fan, Diane and her reporter roommate Genie set out to dig up some dirt on him, with a little help from friends in the office.

There's never a bad time for a fun read in which the good guys (or gals) wreak vengeance on a conniving boss who deserves no less.

Thanks for considering ANIMAL CRACKER.

Best,
Andi

Strayer wrote 625 days ago

Dogs as poets is an unusual plot line. It works and young adults will like the sense of fun.

Barry Wenlock wrote 637 days ago

Hi Richard,
As a dog lover (rather than a tolerater), I couldn't help but like your work.
'Stop giving them water' and the report of the hamster's death were hilarious.
Cheese and crackers and pregnant toes,ad a dastardly plan to replace dachshunds with beagles.
You say in your pitch that they lift their legs against the prof's furniture, but Emily Elizabeth is a bitch, if you'll pardon the expression.
Backed with tears, Barry
LITTLE KRISNA AND THE BIHAR BOYS

Dolores A wrote 644 days ago

Love dogs. Never thought of them as poets. Great idea.

soutexmex wrote 649 days ago

Richard: simply brilliant and original for the YA genre. BACKED!

I can use your comments on my book when you get a chance. Cheers!

JC
The Obergemau Key

Amylovesbooks wrote 651 days ago

Very enjoyable and unique. Backed with pleasure!

Amy
Love Match

Niobrara Kardnova wrote 652 days ago

Well, this will probably tag me as an immature reader, but I wish I'd written The Dog Poet. I've always wondered how a fellow from Nebraska could become Poet Laureate by describing internal snapshots of laundry blowing on the clothesline. Now I know. Your satire extends well beyond modern poetry into the world of more popular culture, and I loved every word. Learned a bit about the history of American Laureates in the process. Happy to back this wicked book.
Niobrara Kardnova (Family Irregulars)

KW wrote 653 days ago

Not just one dog poet but three. Yes, people are gullible; three could be accepted as one. I don't know why, but I love the sexist line, "a woman is like a clarinet . . . even in the hands of a master the sound it makes is irritating." No doubt, I'm sexist and luckily dogs don't speak. As written, "it took a trained ear to understand what these dachshunds were saying and if there's one thing a junior college clarinet teacher acquires after thirty years of listening to random patterns of squeaks, squawks and missed aspirations it's a trained ear." After all, "what does anybody know about poetry?" Exactly. I'll be back to read more once I get a little more time. I'm enjoying this so far. Backed for now.

Bocri wrote 653 days ago

09 August 2010
The premise of The Dog Poet is uniquely original and zany enough to pull in even the most inactive of readers. The concept might be difficult to sustain impetus over the course of a full length novel but if the quality of the work displayed in the offering on display provides a marker there are no worries on the adequacy score. BACKED. Robert Davidson. The Tuzla Run

yasmin esack wrote 654 days ago

Fascinating premise


backed
THE DATE

EltopiaAuthor wrote 654 days ago

This book might be a real hoot, but I would like to see more chapters before I back it. I didn't care much for the Ch 1 intro. It seemed draggish. I was somewhat relieved when I saw Ch 2. I thought it was a little more like what the description suggested. The long description could use some work. It just requires a little too much of my attention for something I expected to be a light-hearted, humorous piece. (Maybe putting a space between the paragraphs in the long description would help.) I wish you good luck. I loved your premises, your theme. Having owned two mini-doxies, I wish I thought of it myself!

F. Ellsworth Lockwood
"The Final Cruise"

Jayne Lind wrote 654 days ago

Very funny. You have a talent for originality. Jayne

Christian Piatt wrote 654 days ago

Richard:
You had me at "Canine verse cabal." that's awesome. So few who write for young adults do so in a way that honors their intelligence and still allows for silly humor. I think you have a great balance of both here. Funny stuff.
Best of luck to you.
Peace,
Christian Piatt
PULLING THE GOALIE

Ann Mynard wrote 654 days ago

Richard, So Professor Melnik loves his dachshunds and his girlfriend is less than keen. That's well set for humorous conflict and a good story. I was a little disconcerted to have Artis suddenly complain of her behind being licked by a dachshund, because we weren't told how she came to be in such a position that it was feasible for such a short hound - and then it happened again.
Dog stories are becoming ever more popular - I'm reading one at the moment - so I wish you all the best for your book and will back it.
Backed,
Ann Mynard (Windshadow)

PATRICK BARRETT wrote 654 days ago

Thoroughly original and very well written but should the explanation about the "Grunts and squeaks" come a little earlier? Young readers don't have that much patience these days. You should do very well with this. Paula Barrett (Cuthbert-how mean is my valley)

Burgio wrote 654 days ago

DOG POET
I have a neighbor who owns a dachshund which barks constantly – so your pitch about a dachshund being clever enough to be a poet laureate pulled me in (I think of such dogs as nuisances). And found this to be a clever story. The dogs are cute; the premise is not totally impossible; as you say, who really knows anything about poetry? I’m happy to add it to my shelf. If you have a moment, would you look at mine (Grain of Salt)? I’m in 4th place but only holding on by my teeth. Burgio

lizjrnm wrote 654 days ago

This is hilarious - clever, original and well written! Backed with a smile.

Liz
The Cheech Room

Eveleen wrote 655 days ago

The dog poet
It's enjoyab;e to read
Backed
Eveleen
(Turning a new leaf-

name falied moderation wrote 655 days ago

Dear Richard
this is just too funny. love the short pitch and who would not want to read more just to find out why and how. Even your long pitch thrives. I just love this book. I have not read it all but will carry one for sure. HOw does the mind think up such wonder i ask, i wish i had half your talent. i do......I will carry on reading and comment further on as I would like to get this book of yours backed to assist it on the climb to the top.
Backed for sure my me. ..I would really appreciate it if your would look at my book, COMMENT , and back it. If not that is OK also
The VERY best of luck with your book

Denise
The Letter

Despinas1 wrote 655 days ago

Dear Richard,
What a unique and artistic novel you have created. The Dog Poet is a must read. I've read your first chapter and felt it was important to convey that your writing is very pristine, clear and well written. I am a little envious, to say the least. Well done, congrats on posting, I have no doubt that this book will serve you well on Authonomy.
Backed with pleasure
Helen
The Last Dream

LonnieNonnie wrote 655 days ago

This is a very clever book, very funny but young adult? A la Tom Sharpe? Also perhaps rethink your pitch, it sells your book short. Good luck with this - would like to read more, it will improve me.

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