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rank 3443
word count 79913
date submitted 03.01.2011
date updated 12.01.2012
genres: Fiction, Popular Culture, Comedy, C...
classification: moderate
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Slips, Trips and Falls

M. John Foran

A picaresque, serio-comic novel about a fortysomething control freak, who finds himself on the run with a beguiling pregnant woman.

 

Reacting against his hippy upbringing, Miles lives a life devoted to conformity. His fear of taking risks prevents him from growing emotionally. Then, in his early forties Miles becomes a father. We first see him when he is staying in a bedsit and living for the weekends and access to his young son who he takes to the local fast food restaurants with the other weekend fathers. Desperate to pass on some sort of working philosophy to his child, Miles is faced with a dilemma. He wants him to follow the rules but this has brought Miles no luck in his own life. In fact no one wants to take him seriously. That is until he discovers the pregnant girl whose apparent suicide bid he interrupts. For the first time, it seems that someone is actually listening to Miles. It’s just that her interpretation of what he says is rather different to what he means. Miles sees he has created a monster and, naturally, feels responsible. Their common journey will see Miles revisit his past, coming face to face with a secret which could either undermine his entire identity or give him the courage to finally be himself.

 
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skaterwriter wrote 461 days ago

This is f***ing hilarious. I am shelving this because Id buy it - this is the sort of book Id buy in an airport and have to move my seat because Id be laughing so hard Id annoy the person next to me. Talented writing and thanx for the smile. Skater

Andi Brown wrote 329 days ago

Hi John,

As a child of the sixties with a seventeen-year-old son (yeah, I know,I'm an old mother), you pushed all my buttons - and my funny bone - with this one. You have a great voice, great characterization, and very droll wit. I read a few chapters, and I'm in deep. And that doesn't happen too often, so allow yourself to be flattered. i've given you five whole stars (very rare indeed for me) and put you on my watch list for now. Very well done!

Now, about that empty slot on your shelf....

All best,
Andi Brown
Animal Cracker

GK Stritch wrote 133 days ago

Come on, Authonomites, and get Slips, Trips and Falls on your bookshelves. HILARIOUS, M. John Foran, keep it up!

GK Stritch

Nigel Fields wrote 332 days ago

Wow. This is good. Great voice. Nice balance of humour. In your chapter four, the mother's reaction to the oatlets was powerful. I am looking forward to reading more and will comment again. Five stars for now.
Best,
John

Dean Lombardo wrote 10 days ago

Hi M. John (Gameface),
You and I ran into each other in my thread ("Seeking lean, fast-paced reads"), and I have stopped by for a read as promised.
I enjoyed the Prologue, and Chapters 1 and 2 of "Slips, Trips and Falls." Not really much to pick on--highly starred. The aspects I like best are your POV character's humor and social commentary, especially the part on teenage preferences of the times.
A few nitpicks:
In Chapter 2: Personally, I'd put "My multi-tasking son" in italics, and leave the single quotes for spoken dialogue. It's a thought and not something said aloud.
Also in Chapter 2: you refer to the fast food establishment's waiter as "the youth" and do so too close to where you are providing staging for Ty. This creates some confusion, and perhaps you should consider calling this minor character the "young waiter/clerk" in such potentially ambiguous contexts. One example where this confused me for a moment: "The youth pulled at the empty vessel."
Last, also in Chapter 2, you say "Its policy." This should say "It's policy."
I'll try to be back to revisit more of this fun story, and I especially want to meet the pregnant girl and see how she influences Miles as part of his character arc.
Well done.
Dean Lombardo
"Space Games"

M.T.H wrote 22 days ago

Not sure that the prologue is actually needed, It takes a long time to find out what it means, if that makes sense?
There are some really nice lines in it, 'like pictures of the Christ child in medieval art'.
I would bet that everybody that read that line, pulled to mind the same image; very clever... and Blue Nun... Yuk!
I think that you could do with putting in more dialogue, and polishing the dialogue you have to make it read faster. There are a few typos here and there, and I'm sure people have already pointed them out to you, so you don't be to hear them from me. A very good read written by a very good writer.
Malcolm.

patio wrote 25 days ago

Slips, Trips, Falls.....the title sound like you had dealings in civil litigation. Solicitor firms used those words

Shain Knowles wrote 30 days ago

Very funny and an entertianing read. Recommend, it put a smile on my face.

Sandie Zand wrote 39 days ago

There's a lot to like here... the humour is dry and observant. I like the originality of the premise - suicidal pregnant female side-kick for your protagonist on his philosophical journey. I think you could do something with the pitch - it's a bit long, dense etc., and probably needs to be sharper and easier to read to draw more people in.

But certainly there's something here I like... I'll read on.

Nathan O'Hagan wrote 124 days ago

Five chapters in, and i really like this. Very funny, and anything that highlights the way certain types of men of a certain age struggle to find their place in the modern world id ok with me, whether it approaches the subject with darkness or humour or both.
You should probavly fix the formatting, having several chapters inside what shoudl be one will put people off on here, abd distract from what is quality work.
Highly starred, will back at some point.

GK Stritch wrote 133 days ago

Come on, Authonomites, and get Slips, Trips and Falls on your bookshelves. HILARIOUS, M. John Foran, keep it up!

GK Stritch

Andi Brown wrote 329 days ago

Hi John,

As a child of the sixties with a seventeen-year-old son (yeah, I know,I'm an old mother), you pushed all my buttons - and my funny bone - with this one. You have a great voice, great characterization, and very droll wit. I read a few chapters, and I'm in deep. And that doesn't happen too often, so allow yourself to be flattered. i've given you five whole stars (very rare indeed for me) and put you on my watch list for now. Very well done!

Now, about that empty slot on your shelf....

All best,
Andi Brown
Animal Cracker

Andi Brown wrote 329 days ago

Hi John,

As a child of the sixties with a seventeen-year-old son (yeah, I know,I'm an old mother), you pushed all my buttons - and my funny bone - with this one. You have a great voice, great characterization, and very droll wit. I read a few chapters, and I'm in deep. And that doesn't happen too often, so allow yourself to be flattered. i've given you five whole stars (very rare indeed for me) and put you on my watch list for now. Very well done!

Now, about that empty slot on your shelf....

All best,
Andi Brown
Animal Cracker

stephen racket wrote 330 days ago

I read the prologue and first 6 chapters and thought this was a well-written, amusing piece of work. Some delightful touches of comedy. Gordan Jordan's 497 smiles and blacked-out teeth. Blaming the Russians. Cum diner. What's LSD? Miles awkward relationship with Ty is nicely constructed with realistic dialogue and reactions. I liked Miles, he seemed like the sort of bloke you could enjoy a few pints with. Nitpicks, I thought some of the paragraphs too long and a good edit would help, but we are all in the same boat. Well-starred and on my WL for further reading. Good luck with this.

Nigel Fields wrote 332 days ago

Wow. This is good. Great voice. Nice balance of humour. In your chapter four, the mother's reaction to the oatlets was powerful. I am looking forward to reading more and will comment again. Five stars for now.
Best,
John

Zane Stumpo wrote 396 days ago

Funny, entertaining, thoughtful and worth a relaxed read.

I agree that the sentence construction can sometimes be slightly inelegant, making you read some bits twice - but this seems much less of an issue in later chapters. It reads like you started at the beginning and took a little time to get into your stride. This means that the task of revision is simpler too. I would recommend a whizz through the first few chapters removing typos and making sentences simpler and shorter whenever there's a bit which doesn't immediately read with an effortless flow. That's just the surface stuff which is probably preventing readers from getting involved more deeply.

At the same time there's a structural point - may not be an issue for some people, but might hook me more. The prologue gives a taste of what's in store, which is a good idea, but you have to read a long way before you get into that part of the story, and I found myself unclear about what Miles is after.

Classic story hook: "Who's the story about? What do they want? What's stopping them getting it?"

The broken marriage isn't in itself a statement of what Miles needs or desires - it's still part of who Miles is. This may just be my taste, but I need the character to have a mission, so that I can stay with them to find out if they achieve it. You might say it's obvious - he wants to find true love and happiness, and a more meaningful relationship with his boy. But that's pretty general, and probably applies to most of us! The quest may be in there, or in your head, but perhaps you could work out a way of making it slightly more explicit so that we can root for Miles and share his successes and disappointments as he strives towards his goal. There might even be an external goal which he states and understands, masking a more subtle internal goal which he may not even be fully aware of.

So my suggestion is that you get a handle on Miles' goals and share them with the reader - then work out how to get much faster to the "inciting incident" which launches his quest. I think when you say "picaresque" you mean "dots about a bit". I think you could easily raise the reader-grab factor (he said inelegantly) and get more people engrossed. 'Slips, Trips and Falls' richly deserves to find a bigger audience.

Good luck!
Zane Stumpo - Schrödinger's Caterpillar

P.S.If you want to quote this just miss out the middle bit. It will then read "Funny, entertaining, thoughtful and worth a relaxed read. 'Slips, Trips and Falls' richly deserves to find a bigger audience."

Vin Mariani wrote 433 days ago

Hi M.John

I read 1-6. Very confident, mature style. Lots of highly amusing character detail, modern life observations. Idiosyncratic without being too 'Oirishly' eccentric. Only a couple of nitpicky qualms - few typos, few sentences that could be more concise, the narrative is slightly 'episodic' (but then you are writing a picaresque), I would have liked more dialogue so we really get a sense of the characters on the page and live alongside them more - but then I'm a dialogue junkie. I will definitely keep it backed & read more.

Should be much, much higher up the charts.

Cheers

V.M.

SteveLB wrote 439 days ago

Good, dry humour - characters are engaging and I enjoyed reading this.

You have a nice style of writing that appeals to me greatly.

Well done.

Steve

Mooderino wrote 442 days ago

Other than a couple of typos this reads very smoothly. I found Miles to be an engaging and funny character and his life, although far from exciting in the early chapters, kept my interest. I really liked the humour and that made me not too bothered about the other stuff (not sure if that's a good thing or not). Happy to back it, best of luck.

skaterwriter wrote 461 days ago

This is f***ing hilarious. I am shelving this because Id buy it - this is the sort of book Id buy in an airport and have to move my seat because Id be laughing so hard Id annoy the person next to me. Talented writing and thanx for the smile. Skater

Vall wrote 463 days ago

Just read chaps 1,2 and 31. I thought it was brilliant! I love your dry humour and throwaway lines. A few of your sentences are a bit convoluted and I had to read them a few times, but that's probably just me being thick. Anyway, I enjoyed this, (apart from the occasional convolution) your writing is accomplished, the characters interesting and so's the story. It's on my WL for more and I will star and back with pleasure.
Vall (Midwyf)

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