Magical gateways. A 50,000 year old intergalactic war. Elves and dwarves. Robin Hood. Wonder bras. Machu Picchu. Area51. Strong coffee. What more could you want.
Kim nearly runs over Robin Hood, her friend abandons her and she's hit on by an annoying knight. And the day starts to go down hill from there. First she's stalked by an elf and a dwarf then she finds herself in a pitched battle with aliens who arrive on giant bats.
Before Kim realises what's happened she in the middle of a 50 thousand year old intergalactic war and collecting myths and legends like a small boys collects skinned knees. With her growing list of strange companions she tries to find a way to stop it before everyone dies.