A choose-your-own-adventure story for adults featuring misplaced secretaries, sarcasm, dragons, dramatic misuse of spears, and arrogant men with wings.
You are Terran McKensay, the privileged daughter of an indulgent businessman, and you are about to be kidnapped. No, not by the creepy man with the combover, but by the dashing man in a loincloth behind him who just so happens to have wings, a rather short temper, and, in your opinion, the overall intelligence of a rotting walnut. He mistakingly believes you are the harbinger of an ancient prophecy and are destined to save his people, and all your attempts to convince him otherwise just bring glowers and pouty-faced dismissals.
In this story, you control your actions. Will you trust your admittedly good-looking kidnapper, or stab him in the ass with your three inch spike heels? Will you risk dragons, broken nails, fist-sized spiders and other forms of extreme danger to rescue a group of people you know nothing about, or will you scream until they take you home? Will you lead, or will you follow? The possibilities are not endless, but they are at least impressively vast...