Book Jacket

 

rank 5445
word count 75226
date submitted 21.06.2011
date updated 15.11.2011
genres: Fiction, Popular Culture, Comedy
classification: universal
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Nonsense at the Desert Rose Retirement Resort

G W Boone

There's always mischief at this retirement resort out in the desert, halfway between the full moon and Hollywood. Now there's nonsense as well.

 

You knew the people here, during their happy hour, were fascinated by wine in a box, and chips and Velveeta, but did you also know they love gossip? And well they should - they're in an oddly interesting neighborhood, and they plan to do so much, and sometimes they actually pull off a success or two. The Gourmet Cook Book never left the planning stages, but the Christmas party, the Thanksgiving turkey dinner, and various eventful birthdays do succeed, on their own terms at least. And don't forget the Poetry Events, the Thursday Farmer's Market sidewalk sales - not to mention those one-offs, like the time the Desert Rose was renovated, and the time a director came to town to film life in a senior resort. The yard sale wasn't too bad, either, and neither was the meteor-watching night. Mix in unexpected visitors and chihuahua tragedies and the occasional ex-wife or college reunion, and you've got yourself a little vacation in the desert that you'll long remember.

 
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bad poetry, chihuahua, cookbooks, desert artistry, leaky swimming pool, mayonnaise, meteor showers, sidewalk sales

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Nigel Fields wrote 317 days ago

I love your Nonsense, Gail! A really fun book. Well done. Six stars for now and a shelving as soon as I can.
John Campbell

snave wrote 333 days ago

Superb and made me smile with each line. Mystery and wit entwined into one which, I am sure will appeal to many readers. Descriptive to a tee and a storyline that pulls the reader nicely along. Congratulations.
Andy and Vesna

katjay wrote 335 days ago

Hi Carla. I liked the look of the pitch and was hooked as soon as I started in on your prologue. The tension between Peter and Susan is heightened by the vivid description of the storm.
Debbie is an engaging MC and you evoke the readers' sympathy when you show how she is still affected by her mother's death and her concerns for her father.
There's plenty of mystery with the anonymous letters and Debbie's and Jake's past. Dialogue is excellent: it sounds real and unforced, completely natural.
One minor fix: in Ch 1, Deb's mum died when she was 10. In Ch 3 she tells Jake she died when she was 8.
Enjoyed this- right up my street!
Kat x Hens from Hell

pilot/writer wrote 338 days ago

This is excellent work - my kind of book and very very funny. You have a real talent for the written word. Fondly, Henry

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