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rank 3227
word count 12514
date submitted 28.08.2011
date updated 22.09.2011
genres: Popular Culture, Comedy
classification: moderate
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Chavs, Chuggers and Choo Choo Trains: Blogservations on life and its many f***ing irritants.

Robert Clear

Funnily enough, this isn't a philosophical critique of human existence in the manner of Plato or Descartes. It's a moan about life.

 

If you find your blood pressure sky-rocketing at such Earth-shattering disasters as the toilet roll running out, waiters being over-familiar or trains being more than fifteen seconds late, then don't bother reading it. It'll tip you over the edge.

If you enjoy finding a bit of humour in the mundane then go ahead and download. You'll probably laugh.

Some reliable testimonies:

"Brilliant!" says a mysterious stranger.

"Comedic genius!" says a man on the street who refuses to be identified.

"Utter rubbish," shrugs a grumpy old woman.

Yet more reliable testimonies:

"Wow! I thought Darwin's 'Origin of Species' explained life pretty clearly, but this is just...wow!' – Random scientist.

"This is totally awesome! Cowabunga!" – Queen Victoria (via Ouija board)

"Please leave your message after the tone..." – Answer-phone of the Secretary-General of the UN


'Chavs, Chuggers and Choo Choo Trains: Blogservations on life and its many f***ing irritants' can be downloaded for free at:

http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/84697

 
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richard thurston wrote 269 days ago

An entertaining read and most compelling to have an intelligent friend to rail about the world with.

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