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rank 3176
word count 75751
date submitted 23.11.2011
date updated 24.02.2012
genres: Fiction, Comedy
classification: universal
complete

THE ANNALS OF "SCRIBES"

Richard Maitland (Ed.)

"So this is what men do when left alone? It's very... odd."

 

Originally a 77,000-word Forum thread, this was, essentially, an Authonomy-wide game of Consequences.

There was no predetermined plan; no agreed storyline to follow. Authonomites simply picked up a previous post and ran with it. Some ran in directions that could scarcely be contemplated by a rational reader.

For clarity, some slight editing and reordering of posts was necessary. ‘Stage directions’ within the body of a post are as written by the poster. Inter-post comments in italics are those of the Editor.

Thanks are due to all writers who contributed such delights as Dadoo’s antler-bearing ‘chihuahuas’; Stumpo’s blood-soaked excursions into the East End; a dead otter; militant Suffragettes; crates of Borgia wine; Miss Judith Chalmers; orang utans; suspicious pies; a nude aviatrix; Queen Victoria and her demands for lobster; the Invasion of the Ladies; the Siege of Scribes; Mr Hawgood and the Guinness lines; the wonderful Orson Paddock and his false moustache; Sir Richard’s suicide attempt; cushions; and, of course, poor, devoted, down-trodden Mackie.

Your turn to enjoy.




 
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Dadoo wrote 182 days ago

I shall cherish this book until my dotage, whereupon I shall read it and cackle wildly whilst flinging poo at the orderlies.

What larks!

brobdingnagofart wrote 181 days ago

The name of Hohenlohe-Stinkenarsch has once again been dragged through the heavily edited gutter. May your shmopple popple, your punkle runkle and your hemorrhoids dangle.Yes you Maitband...you Schtinker.

Ian Ellis wrote 182 days ago

I don't think I've been in a book before. I'm honoured

fatema wrote 2 days ago

Good isn't it, they'll keep yours hot in the oven, you see!

Karamak wrote 4 days ago

Complete madness my kinda book, Karen.

Spilota wrote 100 days ago

Heh, this is one of the funniest things I've read on this site.

sheila cooper wrote 108 days ago

amusing and thought provoking starred and watchlisted to enjoy more very soon :)

Jim Darcy wrote 168 days ago

Many years hence this elegant volume will be held up as a shining example of the literary arts

MichaelHerculesMoore wrote 173 days ago

This is very funny, are there any more forums like this

Su Dan wrote 180 days ago

clever and original; feels like a play and a novel...very enjoyable...and backed with six stars******
read SEASONS...

leelah wrote 180 days ago

Oh this kind of work i adore! As A Minister for doing silly things for their own reason, I will star this highly. I do workshops in group-narratives, and make them into dramas. This feels like home for me - so sorry I missed it!

But this thread here also looks very promising:
http://www.authonomy.com/forums/threads/88205/a-public-service-announcement-from-the-american-society-of-unpublished-and-unknown-authors/
welcome all
Leelah saachi

Steve Hawgood wrote 181 days ago

With an absorbant book cover we could sell this as Guinness place mats.

Dedalus wrote 181 days ago

I had largely ignored the thread - not into those kinds of things; but have found this immensely funny. It has been put together very well and does make a humorous read. Well edited, I must say.

Yours,
Joe

AntoniaMarlowe wrote 181 days ago

Completely crazy, fabulously funny and winsomely witty. Full of lies, too which makes it even better. But so disappointing that you didn't mention the Lady Antonia, a gross oversight (or undersight perhaps).

What larks indeed!

brobdingnagofart wrote 181 days ago

The name of Hohenlohe-Stinkenarsch has once again been dragged through the heavily edited gutter. May your shmopple popple, your punkle runkle and your hemorrhoids dangle.Yes you Maitband...you Schtinker.

Sharahzade wrote 182 days ago

Dear Sir Richard,

I have read through Chapter Ten and will continue tomorrow. Even though this is now written in this format, the spontaneity remains and I consistently feel the urge to jump in and offer my comments. That is the genius of the hook in this thread. One cannot resist the pull of this adventure. (A Crit Ninja Review)

Also, the characterizations and dialogue rivals the very popular John Cleese in "Fawlty Towers". The absolute quick wit on the part of Sir Richard in response to all the posts included, is brilliant. It is worthy of more than publication. I can see it in film, either the big screen or a television series. The ensuing laughter would rock the very foundations of Scribes.

Congratulations on this allegory, Sir Richard. It is rated with six stars from my own personal constellations and backed with eager enthusiasm.

Great work.

Your devoted admirer, Sharahzade

Ariom Dahl wrote 182 days ago

Hilarious, truly!

Dadoo wrote 182 days ago

I shall cherish this book until my dotage, whereupon I shall read it and cackle wildly whilst flinging poo at the orderlies.

What larks!

Ian Ellis wrote 182 days ago

I don't think I've been in a book before. I'm honoured

Hyperion wrote 182 days ago

An excellent account old chap. I will leave a copy at Whites.

Ferret wrote 182 days ago

We were amused.

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