The collected festival reviews from a man who doesn't seem to realise his days are numbered.
I first attended Glastonbury in 2003 and took it upon myself to write a small review. Since then I've been reviewing festivals on and off for the past five years. The bands, the drinking, the weather, the drinking, the dancing and the drinking. This year I've been asked to attend the Glastonbury festival by my company. I'm 29 years old. I have one year left before becoming an adult, but have I finally sold out too soon? The clock is ticking...