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LiNCOLN PARK

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LiNCOLN PARK began writing books as a way to privately express her feelings about prevalent social issues; especially in regard to urban, African-American, feminine perspectives. However -- with the subjects and popularity of her titles now crossing over publishing color-lines, LiNCOLN PARK's fecund fables and prolific parables of modern episodes are heralded by a colossal and mounting faction of fervent, mainstream literati.

Called a 'gifted writer' by the prestigious, RAWSISTAZ Book Reviewers; as well as a special combination of -- Erma Bombeck's CRACK WIT, Tim Russert's CRACK RESEARCH, Merriam Webster's CRACK DEFINITIONS and a generally, CRACKED MIND -- LiNCOLN PARK's extraordinary literary style is controversial, cult and cutting-edge. As she frequently administers a more severe and disquieting pen than her contemporary literary counterparts, 4465 PReSS has taken unique initiative and placed the standard seal of PARENTAL ADVISORY on the front and back covers of all LiNCOLN PARK-penned books.

favourite books

Besides the ISH I've been inking, my favorite book on the planet is HOUSE Of LEAVES by MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI -- Point. Blank. Period.

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My WEBSITE -- http://lpwrites.com      My PODCAST -- http://lprants.com

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The Brevity of the Selves

LiNCOLN PARK

This book is an exploration into the after-effects of something REALLY bad. PARENTAL ADVISORY


Review "LiNCOLN PARK is a gifted writer." --The RAWSISTAZ Reviewers Product Description With her popularity crossing over color-lines, celebrated novelist, LiNCOLN PARK and her prolific parables of modern, Africentric fiction episodes are being heralded by a mounting faction of mainstream literati. THE BREVITY OF THE SELVES is Park's second, sensational work! Throughout this mesmeric tale, you will ride a written roller-coaster of larger-than-life chronicles with the book's central character, Candace Odom. Turn the pages of this book and find yourself trapped in Candace's convoluted universe; a world awash with adventure, countenance, deviance, exuberance and tenacity. With her invigorating wit and dark, trademark pen, Park easily and expertly stretches her readers' imaginations over her literary loom; weaving yet, another yarn of pure, AFRoPuLP genius! PARENTAL ADVISORY

 

HANDLE TiME

LiNCOLN PARK

HANDLE TiME is a a saucy, searing and HILARIOUS story; which explores the inner workings of an AMERICAN CALL CENTER. PARENTAL ADVISORY


Just who ARE those phone support people you call every day -- you know -- the support reps who give you troubleshooting tips, sales slogans, prepaid phone refills, directory assistance, driving directions and bank balances? Have you ever wondered where THEY go once you hang up the phone? In her third novel, HANDLE TiME, contemporary fiction writer, LiNCOLN PARK, brings you a saucy, searing and HILARIOUS story; which explores the inner workings of an AMERICAN CALL CENTER. Take a guided tour -- if you dare -- through this weird, wild world of worker-bees; which exists in twisted parallel to your own! PARENTAL ADVISORY

 

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I wrote 148 days ago

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I wrote 1013 days ago

PLEASE hurry up and finish this book... you are KILLING me! I want to know MORE! I mean, there's not much left of my lip to bite! You have the makings of a classic as big as THE MISTS OF AVALON here! Simply fantastic and on my shelf WEEKS ago! view book

I wrote 1022 days ago

Jesus, Girl! And I thought MY family was dysfunctional ( I'm still holding onto my own thumb to make sure it's still attached to my hand)! Granny (Nana) was just as whacked out as Mum, or even more so, IMHO. She let her daughter get away with being an unrestrained mental case. I would hope t... view book

I wrote 1046 days ago

This is a beautiful story. At first, I thought I was reading the 'hunting trip' episode of "The Real Housewives of NY" LOL! Anyhow, Wolf was an imperial asshole; and his reluctant transformation was really comforting and worth reading to behold. I especially loved the fact that his conscien... view book

I wrote 1059 days ago

You are ridiculous! I hope you laugh with my book even half as much as I have laughed with yours! If you decide to read my book and never come back, please don't bill me for the cost of the reading! LOLOL Wildly entertaining, immensely imaginative and surely shelved! view book

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