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LiNCOLN PARK

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LiNCOLN PARK began writing books as a way to privately express her feelings about prevalent social issues; especially in regard to urban, African-American, feminine perspectives. However -- with the subjects and popularity of her titles now crossing over publishing color-lines, LiNCOLN PARK's fecund fables and prolific parables of modern episodes are heralded by a colossal and mounting faction of fervent, mainstream literati.

Called a 'gifted writer' by the prestigious, RAWSISTAZ Book Reviewers; as well as a special combination of -- Erma Bombeck's CRACK WIT, Tim Russert's CRACK RESEARCH, Merriam Webster's CRACK DEFINITIONS and a generally, CRACKED MIND -- LiNCOLN PARK's extraordinary literary style is controversial, cult and cutting-edge. As she frequently administers a more severe and disquieting pen than her contemporary literary counterparts, 4465 PReSS has taken unique initiative and placed the standard seal of PARENTAL ADVISORY on the front and back covers of all LiNCOLN PARK-penned books.

favourite books

Believe it or not -- one of my all time favorite books is THE EXORCIST. Why on EARTH? BeKUZZ -- when I was in 7th grade, I read it behind my Home-Ec teacher's back . We were all too young to see the movie; and so we passed it around from kid to kid like happy elves. Every now and then, you'd hear an,"Eeewwwwww!" from somebody's oven door. LOL Anyway, that simple act of defiance was the beginning of my self-discovery.

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My WEBSITE -- http://lpwrites.com      My PODCAST -- http://lprants.com

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my books

HANDLE TiME

LiNCOLN PARK

HANDLE TiME is a a saucy, searing and HILARIOUS story; which explores the inner workings of an AMERICAN CALL CENTER. PARENTAL ADVISORY


Just who ARE those phone support people you call every day -- you know -- the support reps who give you troubleshooting tips, sales slogans, prepaid phone refills, directory assistance, driving directions and bank balances? Have you ever wondered where THEY go once you hang up the phone? In her third novel, HANDLE TiME, contemporary fiction writer, LiNCOLN PARK, brings you a saucy, searing and HILARIOUS story; which explores the inner workings of an AMERICAN CALL CENTER. Take a guided tour -- if you dare -- through this weird, wild world of worker-bees; which exists in twisted parallel to your own! PARENTAL ADVISORY

 

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Daniel Delacy wrote 165 days ago

Care to swap reads? Apocalypse Then

Gunslinger wrote 173 days ago

Greetings, fellow Authonomite— As I write this, I’m sitting at num....

daxx wrote 283 days ago

Hey L.P. My book From Acid to the Body of Christ is now available on ....

Maria Luisa Lang wrote 336 days ago

Dear Lincoln Park, Would you care to swap reads? I only ask that yo....

mikegilli wrote 337 days ago

hello there............. I came across Handle TIME and it looks in....

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I wrote 494 days ago

PLEASE hurry up and finish this book... you are KILLING me! I want to know MORE! I mean, there's not much left of my lip to bite! You have the makings of a classic as big as THE MISTS OF AVALON here! Simply fantastic and on my shelf WEEKS ago! view book

I wrote 502 days ago

Jesus, Girl! And I thought MY family was dysfunctional ( I'm still holding onto my own thumb to make sure it's still attached to my hand)! Granny (Nana) was just as whacked out as Mum, or even more so, IMHO. She let her daughter get away with being an unrestrained mental case. I would hope t... view book

I wrote 526 days ago

This is a beautiful story. At first, I thought I was reading the 'hunting trip' episode of "The Real Housewives of NY" LOL! Anyhow, Wolf was an imperial asshole; and his reluctant transformation was really comforting and worth reading to behold. I especially loved the fact that his conscien... view book

I wrote 526 days ago

I had some trouble with the British(?) expressions -- only because I'm an uncultured girl who spends too much of her life in cyberspace. As for the book ... I adore your style; envy your imagination and shelved the book immediately after reading it. Fantastic! view book

I wrote 539 days ago

You are ridiculous! I hope you laugh with my book even half as much as I have laughed with yours! If you decide to read my book and never come back, please don't bill me for the cost of the reading! LOLOL Wildly entertaining, immensely imaginative and surely shelved! view book

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