Esso is fourteen and lives on a farm. His best friend Elly fancies him but he has strange secret friends: dryads, goblins and a Bugge.
The class could see the condom dangling above Mrs Johnson's head and we were all trying not to laugh. Another lad, Jamie who never seemed to realise that there were certain boundaries never to be crossed yelled out ‘Is this one yours? It’s got a hole in it.’
I felt awful. Mrs Johnson was horribly big and pregnant.
The class went absolutely silent waiting to see what Mrs Johnson would do. Would she scream at him? Would it be the quiet evil word?
It was even worse. She left the room. No one said anything for a moment and then Elly said in a rather melodramatic way, ‘Jamie, YOU ARE DEAD.’ She then pretended to fall off her stool onto the floor.