Frank 'Samuel' Davis is looking for love, but can't decide whether it should be with a woman with apposing values or his pet guineapig..
For Frank life seems simple, bus spotting, guineapig racing and a bitter douse of cider before heading onto his long sufferable mother, and fishbowl slated office where he works as a call adviser. With the company of his pet guineapig Mol, Frank thought he had fallen in love, but it is only after recieiving a sharp blow to the head by a ruby coloured handbag that his troubles in love begin. But will he find a whirlwind in the strange bohemian artist Toni, or the whispers of concussion...?