If YergCorp did spin lies, they would probably be the best lies in the world...
David Harland lives on the perfect planet, has one of the best options going, and is due a handsome retirement fortune, along with onward transition to a world of his choice. But, unbeknown to him, Pantheos has sold itself out, and its place in the universal market is coming to an abrupt end.
After bringing home a drinking souvenir that bites off more than it can chew, David makes some life changing decisions. Before long he is extruded through the roof, wakes up to an entirely different reality, and is then dragged feet first through a series of events that will change his life, and those of his captor’s, forever.
To make matters worse, as the bleak truth unfolds before his eyes, something inherently evil navigates the void. En route to destroy what he once knew as home.
Is Mr Harland the only one that can save Pantheos?
Nope.
A young man yearning for danger.
A world where nothing is as it seems.
A group of excitable aliens with poor language skills.
Weaponry that can extract your balls out through your mouth.
And some of the most malevolent predators to ever have mastered interstellar travel...