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Robert McCracken

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Hi,
I've been writing, throwing away, and re-writing since my teens. That wasn't yesterday. It wasn't even the day before yesterday. I mostly enjoy comedy with a good crime thrown in. Of course, I'll read anything with great characters and a good writing style.
My working life is in research and development in relation to food safety. I've published lots in scientific journals., but still trying to get a novel published.
I live in Northern Ireland with my lovely wife. Our two kids have partially flown the coop, and we're left with our mortgage endowment shortfall. C'est la vie.

favourite books

The Best a man Can Get: by John O'Farrell
Goodbye Mr Chips by James Hilton, always makes me cry!
Divorcing Jack by Colin Bateman
I Predict a Riot by Colin Bateman
Turbulent Priests by Colin Bateman
Wilt by Tom Sharpe
The Throwback by Tom Sharpe
The Morse novels by Colin Dexter
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald
The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving
The World According to Garp by John Irving
About a Boy by Nick Hornby
Long Way Down by Nick Hornby

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Take Me Drunk, I'm Home

Robert McCracken

A tale of marriage, murder and a Man. United duvet.
Novel is complete, 80,000 words.


Charlie Geddis wants to get back with his wife Barbara. Standing in the way is his fondness for drink, Barbara’s new boyfriend, a dead body wrapped in the Shroud of Old Trafford and a trans-gender thug on a Zimmer.

Charlie, reporter for small-town newspaper, The Ballymenace Explorer, is a man behaving badly. Barbara’s new man is Malcolm Palmer. He wants to build her a new home and suggests that Charlie and Barbara should divorce. In a drunken haze, Charlie witnesses the shooting of a man, whose body is thrown into a duck pond in Ballymenace Glen. He is convinced that Palmer has something to do with it. Unfortunately, no one else believes his story. Together with Jill, his colleague at The Explorer, he sets out to find the truth about Palmer. They soon discover he’s up to his neck in shady property deals and he’s two-timing Barbara. Worse still, he intends to build a new town, destroying a whole forest and Charlie’s family home in the process.
Charlie has a plan. Simple. Get Palmer. The problem is he needs someone to fill in the details.

 

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Cariad wrote 37 minutes ago

Thanks, Robert :)

Wussyboy wrote 2 hours ago

Hey Robert, you're back! How are you, mate? If you need any more c....

patio wrote 2 hours ago

I write with greetings and invitation to read a chapter or more of my....

Maevesleibhin wrote 10 days ago

OK, Gang, this seems to be slowing down a bit, so I am putting a cele....

Marita A. Hansen wrote 19 days ago

Hi, Robert. I'm messaging you about my book "Graffiti Heaven." It's s....

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I wrote 130 days ago

Hi Funkster, I read some chapters of Butterfield Farm. It's a great children's story, and not such a bad one for adults, too. Reminds me of the old Jackanory-type story that used to be on telly when i was a kid (BBC, British telly that is). What I mean is that it is the kind of tale where kids gath... view book

I wrote 133 days ago

Hi Bea, Great, slick writing. Sometimes I find it hard to believe I'm reading un-published writing on this site. Loved the title also. High stars from me, and I'll put it on my bookshelf thingy. Best wishes, Robert view book

I wrote 134 days ago

Hi Lucy, Loved the pitch and found the first chapter very entertaining. A great setting and interesting characters in Nathan, Zoe and the kids. They remind me of the cast of Outnumbered. I will read on, but in the meantime it's a pleasure to set this on my bookshelf thingy. Best of luck, Robert view book

I wrote 140 days ago

Getting very close, Joe; any time now! Best of luck, and thanks again for all the support you've passed my way. Cheers, Robert. view book

I wrote 166 days ago

Hi Lisa, Very original story: a bit frightening though, with all those killings going on in England. She's very busy for a hit-woman. I enjoyed the totally different slant and the female protagonist. A good read. Best of luck. Robert view book

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