Roll up, roll up...
When a crow crashes into the patio doors and talks about impending death, you might think you were cracking up, right? But when a thunderbolt explodes right where your parents are playing golf and you’re swiftly surrounded by poltergeist activity before being whisked to a dimension where paranormal is the norm, magic is mojo, and pink is outlawed; you soon accept that reality is madder than madness.
Twelve year-old Kimi Nichols is thrown headfirst into a sinister world of mayhem where roast dodo is the dish of the day and Adepts rule the roost. There are lives to save and only Kimi can be the saviour. Monkey police, vermin fairies, drunken trolls, aliens called greylians, a Scotsman named Sue who suffers from OCD, and a wise old taxidermist and his gravity-defying clowns all come to Kimi’s aid as she fights to master her mojo and save the day.
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The early version of Kimi's Secret won one of youwriteon.com's Book of the Year awards. The novel has now been through draft #679 and is tighter than a fairy’s yelp - so I’m told.
I'm now looking for representation.