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Mr. Purse

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I am the original handbag, the prototype that launched the Hermes Empire. I was stolen from my final resting place and forced into a very dodgy lifestyle. My captors, Cherry and Celia, moonlight as exotic escorts to the rich and famous. The embarrassing details they thought they would take to their graves are now mine to expose. The secret lives of private people are revealed by the one least suspected, a still-life accessory. My name is Mr. Purse.

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Handbags the History and It’s in the Bag, both published by Harper Collins.

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Tales from the Whore's Handbag....

Mr. Purse

Tales from the Whore's Handbag is a sordid exposé of Hollywood after-hours told from the candid perspective of the whore's handbag himself, Mr. Purse.




Mr. Purse is an original handbag– the unknown prototype that launched the Hermés Empire. A purse Celia stole for Cherry. A purse secretly infected by an ancient curse so insidious, its poison threatens Cherry and Celia’s very lives.

Comedians by day, high-priced escorts to the rich and famous by night, Cherry and her accomplice, Celia are determined to do what ever it takes to see their stand-up show, “Cuntz,” become a laugh-a-minute household hit. Even if that means performing naked behind closed doors for L.A.’s most elite perverts.

Every filthy detail Mr. Purse experiences on this wild ride is revealed, taking us from a castle in Ireland to L.A. and back again, in about 68,000 words, airing along the way the dirty laundry Hollywood’s in-crowd doesn’t want the world to see.

 

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I wrote 803 days ago

read the first chapter and loved it. Read in your bio that you would like comments on other chapters so will be back for more. view book

I wrote 1045 days ago

I like the pace of this story, it sweeps you up from the very first sentence and wont let go. I know this because this is not my type of read but I could not stop plowing forward. Great job. view book

I wrote 1046 days ago

what a great idea for a story, can't wait to come back for more. you have me hooked view book

I wrote 1048 days ago

wow, your writing drew me in and was action packed. Very fast paced and an exciting read. However i don't feel the same emotions or intensity in the pitch. view book

I wrote 1234 days ago

I loved the 10 tips, but had a quick question for #6, is that the tool or the drink? Any hoo, I also like the chapter titles and titles in titles. I'm not so sure however that I want to run out and buy a travel van, but I do want to read more, and shelf this book. Thanks for the fun. Mr.... view book

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