like all great novels this is a story of love and murder. unlike all great novels it is also a story of pastry and frogs.
In the small cotswold town of Frobbing Wick, Mrs Gristle and her lover the local cop Pc Porkin have been killing people and using them as pie fillings. Enter Rick Bunion into the doughy mess. Rick Bunion, recently of B and Q but after a short home study course now a fully fledged private eye, has been asked to investigate the whereabouts of Bertram Hobs, sole heir to the Hobs biscuit pile- thats business pile, not stack of. Rick, with his over weight son Billy and his senile and incontinent dad in tow, hot foots it to the town. Having set up base camp at the towns local inn, The Butt-Fluffers Arms which is run by Petunia, a transvestite ex-soldier and his bigoted lover Derek, Rick begins his investigation. If only he had a clue how to go about it. His biggest case thus far had involved a pizza delivery boy taking kick backs from friends for extra toppings. With his dad becoming increasingly liable to midnight wanderings, Rick decides to leave him-for the duration of the case-in the care of the Sunny-Side Up care home, run by MissPlimsoll and her Matron Mrs crumble. What could possibly go wrong?