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Yes, I know Porcupine Lost mixes tenses, has every fantasy cliche in existence, and breaks pretty much every other writing 'rule' there is. I wrote it that way on purpose. What was I thinking?

Oh, and there's a missing verb somewhere in there. I noticed it while I was proofreading, but thought I'd come back to it. Now it's nowhere to be found. You haven't seen it anywhere, have you?

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Porcupine Lost

E. V. Walker

All was well in the Kingdom of Parasthesia until their sockey mascot, Prickles the Porcupine, was kidnapped.
Things aren't going quite so well now.


King Larry loves him some sockey games. And like any good Parasthesite, he also loves his country's sockey mascot, Prickles the Porcupine. So, when Prickles is kidnapped, he puts out the call for a hero to rescue the hapless rodent.

A hero arrives, in the person of Sir Heritiere, whose shiny armor and impeccable interview skills land him the job of rescuing Prickles from the evil Count Todaluser.

Our hero, accompanied by the noble but clumsy Guard Captain Charlie Schmidt and the disgusting but dependable Dullard the Dull, sets off on a journey filled with adventure and danger, through mystical lands filled with strange and magical creatures.

But hopefully, no skunks.

 

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I wrote 16 hours ago

What a refreshing change of pace this book is. Whereas most memoirs I've read here detail the most horrible things happening to people, told in a tortured narrative (which is why I tend not to read them anymore...makes me depressed) this is lovely. That's not to say that you did not have your share ... view book

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We're Not Cute and Cuddly--CHIRG Review What a great idea. There are a lot of books out there for kids about cats, dogs, horses, and so on, yet these creatures you've written about are just as interesting, if not more so, considering kids love things with a certain 'ick' factor! I like that you'... view book

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Shadow Jumper--Chirg Review I thought this was very good. Jack and Beth are two characters who should be really appealing to younger teens, who I assume are your target audience for this book. Both are isolated and lonely, but for different reasons: Jack involuntarily due to his skin disease and th... view book

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The Girl Who Ran with Wolves - CHIRG review I like the premise behind this book. You do a good job making each character unique. Tala has many quirks common to teenagers, for instance, her unhappiness with her body, which your target audience can relate to. She seems to have a rather distant rela... view book

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Rolandius Nincompoop and His Escape From the Giant's Nose --A CHIRG Review Ick. Yuck. Gross. In other words, perfect. Kids looove to read about nasty stuff like boogers and toe cheese and earwax, and they love funny books. This book would be great for an early reader (though they may trip on the ... view book

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