Jet-packs, Dragons, Barbarians, Dinosaurs, Magic, Space-Ships, Chainsaws and Beards. This epic tale of hilarity, emotion and adventure is the true story of Grigor: The Destructionator!
The five pieces of awesome are objects scattered around the universe that grant the wielder near ultimate power. If the Evil Lord gets them first then the Universe will be thrust into a nightmareish hell, if Grigor gets them first, there's a slim chance he can save everyone. But the pieces already have owners, will Grigor and his rag tag group of comrades (including an immortal legendary pirate and a man with chainsaws for arms) get the pieces first and save the world? Or will the Evil Lord plunge the universe into indomitable darkness forever?
A hilariously ironic slant on the space opera and fantasy epic style.
"It was um...interesting, it made me 'smimace' : half way between a smile and a grimace' - Darren Thomas
"Possibly the worst thing I have ever read." - Jonathan Weeks (obviously sarcasm)
The finished thing is available here for free:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/141965