A modern day pirate tale, only better!
The captain says and does increasingly more things that
‘the mind finds hard to reconcile’ for poor Nicklaus!
Lezander has a map to the 'higher levels' and a treasure chest
of 'funny' just waiting for his next prissy reader!
"Say the wrong thing and you'll be swimming with the mermaids!"
"My brother was richer than the man that invented Escargot."
There's a new Sheila with every voyage.
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Gernickyz keeps things normal enough for young Nicklaus at first,
at least until the strange amber glow comes out in the 7th chapter.
That's when the captain pulls out the bag of 'higher level' stuff
and tries to leave a bread trail so Nick can grip onto it all.
"What are you?"
"What are we Nick, that's the true question!"
By the time they finish up in the restaurant (8th chapter)
it should become obvious that Gernickyz is much more than
just a pirate adventure looking for laughs from the next rump.
Altogether the tale is twenty three chapters wide.