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Buy 'Man by a tree' :-)
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Buy 'The Bethlehem Fiasco' :-)
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My own website with much more info on the books...
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My blog...
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'The Rage of Atlantis' is a slanted view of the state of education and politics in society. Still a 'work-in-progress'.

Please read and comment.

"Man by a tree" is an alternative look on the whole scheme of things as we know it, or think we know it, some say with a little Pratchett/Adams humour throughout, but that's just me. It's kinda Zappa meets Donne, with Neoplatonism as its base.
Highest rank: 81 with over 40 backers.

'The Bethlehem Fiasco', This book isn’t really about Jesus, he’s just the vehicle. It’s about people. Or is it? No, it's definitely about Jesus...no, it's about people...no, it's about the loneliness and search for acceptance of the individual…no, it’s about money and power and greed…no, it’s about some dirty socks hanging on the clothesline of humanity...no, it’s about…oh well...same style, same quirkiness as my first book, based in the same Neoplatonic universe.
Highest rank: 434 with 13 backers

Please read them, rate them, back them, buy them :-)

favourite books

Anything Hemingway, NOTHING Grisham
Influences include the Pythons, Spike Milligan, Adams, Pratchett, Burroughs, Chekov, Beckett, Bulgakov, Zappa, the Stranglers, Beck, to name but a few.
I just realised...I grew up on Asterix...does it show? :-)

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The Rage of Atlantis

Dani J Caile

Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light ‘beyond’ the end of the tunnel?


High-Chief of Security Sipho, with his sidekick Kang Dee, who just happens to be a dolphin, investigates the latest in a long line of terrorist attacks by the ‘unseen’ against Atlantis, the utopian gem of the physical universe, and finds more than he could have ever imagined.

 

The Bethlehem Fiasco

Dani J Caile

With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him?


In a time when hobgoblins and angels run amok, can the universe survive the petty struggles of the powers that be?
Based on as yet unreleased papyrus scriptures found in a 2nd floor bedsit in Lewisham, England, this is the 'true' story of one man.

"Irreverent, quirky and fun" Fredrik Nath (The Cyclist)
"...a light and breezy read..." Iso Nuys (Paid on Return)
"I loved it!" Dave Tarragon (The Chemo Diaries)

 

Man by a tree

Dani J Caile

Take a devilish romp through a world of death, where souls pay for experiences, monkeys are the hosts, and God is the service provider.


God (Reginald) has been in control for millenia. With His staff of hundreds, and millions of souls passing through to experience the delights of physicality, his reign has become complacent. His servants, Satan and Lucifer, jump at the chance to take what they see as rightfully theirs.
The Grim Reaper, or Graham Reader as he calls himself, has been doing his job of transporting souls ever since he can remember, to gain his wings. But he has become tainted by the actions of the monkeys living on the planet. Unbeknown to him, a plan is afoot to change the status quo of 'up above' and 'down below', where he is a linchpin to both interested parties.

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Zijn wrote 7 hours ago

“It was two kids against the world. And the world didn’t stand a chan....

Sam Banfield wrote 2 days ago

Good luck with exam. Really enjoying it so far. I'll finish it this w....

sticksandstones wrote 2 days ago

Hi D, no problem. I'll try and take a look when I've got more time, i....

Eponymous Rox wrote 4 days ago

Yer hilarious and there's a lot of potential in the new one, but I di....

Sam Banfield wrote 5 days ago

Hi mate On chapter 11, and enjoying it. Some cool ideas floating a....

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I wrote 4 days ago

Someone has used their sock-puppets to rate this book down. It was on 4.1 on the 20th of May 2012, and not it's on 4.03. Thank you, I think I know who you are. On another note, a comment from ER..."Yer hilarious and there's a lot of potential in the new one..." view book

I wrote 8 days ago

Read 3 chapters. This is great stuff! Backing and giving it 6 stars! Great dialogue and action. I did find the odd typo and the odd suggestion... Chapter 1 The girl dressed completely in black ...over one of her shoulders Broadcliffs. She was in such a bad mood ...view, its green grey waves c... view book

I wrote 8 days ago

This is very good stuff! Great descriptive action and some lengthy sentences which make me wanna keep going. I'm not huge on reviews but this has substance, and I'm not talking drugs. I did, however, have trouble finding the dialogue hidden in the descriptive-thick paragraphs. Perhaps you should se... view book

I wrote 8 days ago

I had a nice long read of this and IMHO this is pretty good! Not my thing at all, but still. Question: Can a chest be tattered? I found a fewof these, but other than that, well written. I tried to write through the perspective of the opposite gender too, and found it difficult to ring true. I als... view book

I wrote 9 days ago

I've just got to add your quote from the forum, Leon, it's hilarious... "An amazing story. The sentences go from long to short. A lovely use of comma's and some of the most refreshing full stops I've ever seen." view book

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