Short stories that revolve around the idea that the author has no idea what he's talking about.
A guy gets shot in the head, one arrogant son refuses to push a button, an old man gets lost in translation, and other crazy wackness* that are still in development.
*I use the word 'wackness' in order to appeal to a younger** audience
**Not saying you're too old***, but it's just--I mean, come on, with all the fish in the sea?
***Not that you're old at all! You're young****! So very, very young.
****Well, I mean, you aren't that young. Don't kid yourself, dear, the skin still hangs.
IN PROGRESS:
Mimes and Other Conditions:
A mime selling balloons for his daughter has a three day encounter with businessman styling a fedora.
ETA: Delayed. Expect it after 'Merica
'Merica, The Science Fiction Odyssey:
A balkanized America called out at high noon by two cowboy-type folks just looking to settle.
ETA: The next time FOX cancels a Sci-fi show.