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Hi, I come from Sunny England and I am currently having a break from 'book swaps' due to time constraints.

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'Long Distance Sleepwalker' is my first novel. Its 80,000 words taps into the neurosis of modern life. People who liked 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' will probably enjoy this book. I don't happen to write like Douglas Adams, but it's that sort of genre. Admittedly there is very little sci fi (some would argue that it contains no sci fi), but it does have a lot characters with memorable names such as 'Bryan Fahrenheit' and 'Opus Merriman'. I have filmed clips of the book and posted them on YouTube.

Last February I had a 3 week run of play, 'You've Been a Wonderful Audience' at Barons Court Theatre. In June and July 2008, I performed short stories at Foyles and Borders for short story events organised by 'Tales of the Decongested' and 'Salt Publishing'. Prior to this had developed a radio comedy with Richard Wilson (Producer of Have I got News For You) when he was a producer for BBC Radio Light Entertainment.

I look forward to reading people's work.

favourite books

Catch 22, The Good Soldier Švejk, The Catcher in the Rye, I Served the King of England, The Joke, I flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Clock Winder, Breathing Lessons, The Grass Harp, Vernon God Little, Crime & Punishment, To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Road, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, A Confederacy of Dunces, Just William, Nurse Sally, Man Alive, The Man Who Would Be Thursday, Ask the Dust, Revolutionary Road, And Then We Came To The End, What is the What

my websites

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Long Distance Sleepwalker

Andrew Syers

Unsuccessful temp Peter Papapanos sleepwalks non-stop along the streets of London for several days until he finds the thing that has ruined his life.


Near future. One recession ends. Another begins. Life is just about tolerable for Peter Papapanos, unsuccessful temp by day and artist by night, until the Harlem Corporation uses him as a guinea pig. Without informing him, they place product placements in his dreams using a brainwave machine called the ‘Message Facilitator’– turning him into a shopaholic. Unable to earn enough to support his habit, he ends up a criminal.

While mugging someone, he is captured by a group of guerrilla journalists. They reveal the cause of his metamorphosis and tell him that the next victim will be the rest of the world if he doesn’t help them track down the ‘Facilitator’.

Tutored in ‘Lucid Dreaming’ and hypnotized, Peter, in a series of dreams, rejects products that would supposedly save his life. With each refusal, the dreamt scene disintegrates until all there is left is a blinding whiteness and the stench of burnt toast. His physical body (hypnotically released from the paralysis of sleep) follows the trail of the smell.

For days, the journalists accompany him through the streets of London to smooth his hazardous path and ring strangers' doorbells so he can walk through their homes and find the ‘Facilitator’.

 

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I wrote 824 days ago

Very good pace. Good dialogue. Children should definitedly engage with this work. Giant footprints would grab everyone's interest. Perhaps you could have depicted Olwud's father's psychological withdrawal since the loss of his wife other than stating it. Other than that backed! Good luck and t... view book

I wrote 824 days ago

I think I would like to live in Tnuth. A charming, humourous work populated with living, believable, likable people. I loved Mr O'Brien interrupting his daughter's confession and his saying that in Ireland the children's laughter is so full and bright that the dead awaken and refuse to stay dead. ... view book

I wrote 838 days ago

Hi, Freddie, thanks for your feedback and for evidently reading all of my chapters which I find very flattering. I will think about the actors. An aspect of Peter is that he does revere long dead actors like 'Alistair Sim' and old TV programmes like 'Dads Army', but I take your point. The novel i... view book

I wrote 840 days ago

Hi, what you captured so well in Rania Zandi's mind is her terrible position - tolerating her family's intolerence due to her love for them. Her love stops her defending herself properly. The attack was horrific - made more so by their increasing frequency. Credit to you that you don't portray h... view book

I wrote 841 days ago

Thanks for your feedback and thanks for backing me! I'll review your chapters tomorrow! All the Best! view book

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