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An unpublished author who spends his days slowly torturing himself in front of a flashing Word cursor on an empty page. The rest, as they say, is history, or rather just boring.

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Barry Beeswax and the Seven Su....

K. Howard Bell

What to say about Barry Beeswax? He’s a PI. He’s looking for a Prince in a flying car. Oh, and he’s a troll.


It's the Spring of 1947, and all Barry wants is a nice, normal holiday; well, as normal as a holiday can get when you’re forced into hiding by an East End gangster misleadingly named Little Miss Muffet. But now Barry Beeswax – troll, Londoner, and the best damn private detective in the business – is about to discover that his holiday destination, the naïve little apple-happy town of Stumpleyshire, is far more dangerous for a nosy detective than the local tourist board would have you believe. He’s investigating the disappearance of layabout playboy Prince Thomas Charming, last seen buying apples in a country lane from a pint-sized stranger in a blue cloak. The trail leads Barry straight to seven vertically challenged brothers and their unconscious housekeeper with whom the Prince once had a wild fling. Barry knows one of these brothers is behind the disappearance. But which? And why?
It seems that every orchard has at least one bad apple. And between the flying cars, hooded strangers, eco-terrorists and a femme fatale ex-witch who's running the biggest apple racket in the village, London and the gangsters might just be the safer option after all.

 

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I wrote 1192 days ago

Hi David. Thanks for watchlisting. And yes, I too can see the Jasper Fforde similarities. I hadn't heard of Fforde until literally a week before a finished the first draft of Barry. I was not amused, let me tell you, and pretty much thought of ditching that last four months of my life because it had... view book

I wrote 1192 days ago

This, Pierre, is a novel if ever I've read one. Breathtaking is the most appropriate word I can think of. You're opening chapter sprung me to attention immediately, and I have to echo what other people have said that its one of the best openers I've read (not just here, but anywhere). People might t... view book

I wrote 1199 days ago

Watchlisted this and looking forward too it. Great pitch. K view book

I wrote 1202 days ago

I'm not the first to say that this is an excellent premise, ripe with the possibilities of interesting dialogue and sharp commentary that could be drawn from such a situation. Moreover, from the first 3 chapters what I really appreciated was the character situations and interrelationships. Melissa r... view book

I wrote 1203 days ago

I could read this all day, honestly. Funny, without being to gag-heavy, poignant without being over dramatic. Such a concept, of two journals writing from beyond a post-apocalyptic future, is always going to be haunting, but yours maintains such a perfect pitch that I never got tired of it. Like Cor... view book

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