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Tod Schneider

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I'm a storyteller, poet and singer, sometimes performing as Uncle Bunkle. My material is geared toward elementary and middle grades. I'm also a full time police crime prevention specialist in Eugene, Oregon and a national consultant on safe school and park design.

favourite books

The Stolen Child, by Keith Donohoe
The Princess Bride, by William Goldman
A Girl Named Zippy, by Haven Kimmel
The First Two Lives of Lukas Kasha, by Lloyd Alexander
The Bean Trees, by Barbara Kingsolver
Cutting for Stone, by Abraham Verghese
Tadpole Rex, by Kurt Cyrus
Don't Shoot, by David M. Kennedy (non-fiction)
Half Broke Horses, by Jeannette Walls

my websites

http://www.safeschooldesign.com     http://www.unclebunkle.org

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The Lost Wink

Tod Schneider

Can Roscoe, the beak-nosed, chicken-talking, orphan boy, outwit the evil Mortimer, Ogres and bandits, return the lost wink to Princess Maisie, and win her love?


Upon the death of his mother, Roscoe is enslaved by the evil Mortimer, who raises him in a chicken coop. Dreaming is forbidden. On the bright side, he learns to run the farm, speak chicken, bee and cow, and peck for grubs with his over-sized nose. One night he does dare to dream: of baking apples. He builds a roadside stand. When King Curlichek’s entourage visits, he mistakes Roscoe’s innocent blink for a scandalous wink at Princess Maisie, and orders the boy seized. Maisie’s distressed too, but not because she’s offended – quite the opposite. This was her first wink, she missed it and now it’s lost! She orders it found. Roscoe offers to find it and bring it to her – a welcome challenge, for he has fallen in love. But this won’t be easy. First he must flee from the murderous Mortimer, elude Ogres and outwit bandits. Fortunately the farm animals join him, determined to pursue dreams of their own: the glass slippers, fine clothes and soft beds they heard of in fairy tales. But with Mortimer hot on their trail, can Roscoe avoid a beheading, replace the lost wink and win the love of a princess?

 

The Uncle Bunkle Stories

Tod Schneider (writing as Uncl....

Cordelia, her mama Penca, her grandma Anacely and Jack the Dog find tiny aunts and uncles underneath the bunk bed, including one who tells stories.


With the help of an aardvark, Cordelia rids her pants of tiny ants, who turn out to be aunts. But that’s just where it starts! Soon she discovers tiny men, building houses down beneath her bunk bed. They are politely asked to leave, and when they don’t they are sent off to live with those tiny aunts. Finally Cordelia discovers one last uncle, down beneath the bunk bed, scratching with a goose feather pen. He and his scribblings are swept skywards, but before he disappears he cries out, “Those are your stories! But do not worry, for as sure as I am your Uncle Bunkle I shall bring them back to you!” This is more important than she realizes – for without her stories, she will lose all her memories from her earliest years, when she was tiny as well. And so begin the Uncle Bunkle stories.

 

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KitKat7 wrote 3 minutes ago

Tod: Thank you so much for your comments on my book, Like Corns o....

Valerie T wrote 1 day ago

Hi, Tod, Thank you for commenting on CATNIP. Valerie

Terry Murphy wrote 1 day ago

Hey Tod, Many thanks for your encouraging comments. Much appreciat....

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That's a wonderful comment you left me Tom, and it's made my day. It'....

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Thanks fellow deposed mayhem favourite. I hope what you say is true a....

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I wrote recently

I like the whimsical flavor of your writing, and I enjoy the cat. Stronger hooks at the chapter ends to keep us engaged might be worth working on. Overall I think it's very promising and lots of fun. Best of luck with this! -- Tod http://authonomy.com/books/40646/the-lost-wink/ view book

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Welcome to Authonomy! I think you've got a good story in here, and I appreciate your dry humor. Your dialogue works well. One thing I think was pretty light was any activity, so it was like listening without seeing anything going on. You might want to slip in some activity in-between the dialog. It ... view book

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This is a heart-breaking tale, and a good story to tell. I think you tell it well, and your voice comes through nicely. That being said, it wouldn't hurt to have a line editor go through it and sharpen the grammar here and there. But I think you've got an admirable book started here and I wish you... view book

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Really very nice writing. You set the tone early on, and it holds. It's very descriptive. The one thing that stuck out for me, particularly in chapter one, was the extensive reference to "you" (the reader) feeling or experiencing this or that. For me, this has the opposite of its intended effect. I... view book

I wrote 2 hours ago

Excellent writing, but a harsh tale. So sad that it's true. It's so Dickensian! But very nicely told. Good luck with this. -- Tod http://authonomy.com/books/40646/the-lost-wink/ view book

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