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Scratch

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first registered 26.05.10

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working on a collection of short stories

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Me Talk Pretty One day
The DaVinci Code
When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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TAXI
TAXI
Paul Freeman
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'STONES'
'STONES'
P. Johnson
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Inevitable
Inevitable
Claire Lyman
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The Immortality Game
The Immortality Game
Ted Cross
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The Baggage Carousel
The Baggage Carousel
Dave Ocelot
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Don't Talk To Me When I'm Pooping

 

Don't Talk To Me When I'm Poop....
William
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Don't Talk To Me When I'm Poop....

William

My sister has a wee-wee and I have a little thing. You either have a wee-wee or a little-thing. That's just how the world works.


Little Scotty Thompson:
1)Learns Jesus was not swallowed by a whale
2)Finds someone to lunch with in hell
3)Discovers his favorite food is made from beef lips.

Present Thompson:
1) Learns you can amass a fortune by charging $21 for a Caesar Salad
2)Dental Floss in Madrid is made from horsehair and thistle

His Majesty Future Thompson:
1) Falls in love with a giant asian ant and learns that black North Korean interspecies homosexual man ant love is just too threatening for people to accept.

It's pansy versus the world.

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Will you fight for CUPID (god of sexual love) leading men or for L....

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I wrote 344 days ago

Yikes! This is creepy good. From the God references in your pitch I thought it was going to super Jesus- ey and almost didn't read. I'm glad I did you have great skill as a writer. Good luck with this. Scratch Depends On What You Mean By Inappropriate view book

I wrote 350 days ago

Hey I was glad to find another collection of short stories on here. Can't believe I didn't see the ending to the sting coming, I guess I should have paid more attention to the title. Scratch Depends On WHat You Mean By Inappropriate view book

I wrote 371 days ago

I enjoyed your first chapter, so don't take the things that follow to mean that I didn't. I prefer it when people tell me what didn't work for them instead of giving me heaps of praise. I'm certainly no expert, but here are some of the things that jumped out at me. It's all just opinion. The d... view book

I wrote 434 days ago

You've wooed my with your big fancy words and spam, fortunately for you I have a zombie fetish and love a good read. Scratch view book

I wrote 439 days ago

Dear Talented Author I'm enjoying your book. If you have to rename it for publication may I suggest They Used To Call Me Coochie. Scratch DON"T TALK TO ME WHEN I"M POOPING view book

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