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my email : rossipaddy@gmail.com OR paddyrossi@hotmail.com
TO ALL SPAMMER:
Would love to read your book
But you'd have to send me the book (or part of it)at my mail. As, I only read authonomies' books through my ebook reader.
(don't have time on the net).
Secondly.
Take a look at mine and tell me (form chapter 1-6) which chapter I should delete or majorily cut.(if there are any).
BTW: When I read a book.. I READ the book.
Am not impressed at reading 2/3 gimmicky chapters.
Never was. Not just in books.
Even when single, never ever (even at 17) got impressed by
gimmicky chicks juggling their tits for attention,unlike my best friend at the time who drooledlike the 90 year old ,that lives 2 floors from me, when his wifes uses the strap-on on him.
---END MESSAGE TO SPAMMERS---



"J.D Salinger did most of his writing in a concrete bunker. His wife and children were forbidden to enter it.
"-from his bio.
Image The opposite conditions. that's how I write

BTW: I can only read your book if you sent it to me. (parts of it or all of it)

3 dudes go to Ireland for a 3 day vacation.
Not even an hour passes by there, that they witness a brutal murder.
And in a bizarre turn of events they have to help the KILLERS look for those witnesses(themselves).
While this is happening, our three heroes fall in love with 'Angelic' dirty skank.

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Things that get me angry,
i could easily say the metro-sexuals hanging at the Arab cafè next to my house.
But that would be to easy.
the truth is..
People who read one chapter and JUDGE.
My book isn't about your ego-trip. Reading superficially one chapter,
and hearing your comment.
It's a WIP.
So, I want to work-with-you.




WORK:
My brain is sizzling and simmering with incomprehensibal statistical math equations, which I have resolve quickly.
I'm stressing more than a pedophile on trial 'cause my brain isn't made to think so sharply, let alone so quickly not to mention that EACH EQUATION
is always new so I have to study it.
MY headspace is cluttered.
THE IDEAL SITUATION:
I stress trying to figure out the 'devation standard' of a benchmark. I finished the problem in half an hour, like expected of me.
Before going on to the next one, I go to the other room FUCK my whore-secretary for 2 minutes. Not more not less.
Then go back to my office. Finish another problem that deal with the Beta coeficient.
Then go to the chubbish-pink whore-secretary with the purple cotton dress for another 2 minutes.
Then back to work. Then her. Then work. Then her.
Finally get home, to my loving wife that waits for me with a cold FRANSIKANER beer. Actually 2.
One to down, right away, the other one to sip.
The we talk. and she's sais something like 'Honey, Today, I bought you the new Dresden Dolls CD'
'But didn't they break up?'
'Suprise!' and she puts it on the radio.

MY REAL SITUATION.

I'm in an office full of hairy dudes with blue shirts.
There is no secretary, unless you count the anorexic gay dude behind me.
MY head just builts one bubble on top of the other, bubbles who want to escape my head the whole day.
My emotions get tense and tenser.
The whole day,I'm on the verge of exploding.
THEN FINALLY I GET HOME
My wife greets me with a broomstick, and tons of lamentation; Even chores, 'cause
'You've been, playing with your friends the whole day, now do some real work!'
Having mentioned this:

When, I come to this site. I don't want to hear, the 'teachers' telling me
'Well, your grammar'.
I know about the grammar, I know my plot doesn't kick off right away.
If you want that go see others.

O.T : if you want to become FB friends(paddyrossi@hotmail.com) and you are a chick.
It's essential you change your name to a guy's and put a dude pic on it for the first 3 days.
So, my woman doesn't fly off the handle in your typical Italian fashion jealousy scene

favourite books

Too many.
Kolyma tales- Šalamov.
José Saramago(almost anything. Genius when it comes to subtle humour)
Josephine Hart- Oblivion
I even liked Hunger Games. (I'll never read the other two, but I like the first one)
Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail.
too many again..
and I'm probably forgetting some masterpiece, which is probably the first book I should have mentioned in my list.
BTW
Everyday on the train, I remember some GEM I should have put up. The second I come home I forget.


Writers that I hate, even though I read them at times:
Stephen King -reason being-all his finales' of his stories seem deus ex-machina.
Truman Capote -I could feel his morbose, winy voice coming from the pages.
Chuck Palhuniek - I feel he's giving us pure masturbation in his books.

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