about me

I am Hayley, I am awesome
Forget the three, I want a foursome
Both my owls, and a god
Sexy time, you know I'm odd ;)
From where I sit, I see your face
Fun times in your "special" place
You're gonna see me pretty soon
Don't look now, I'm in your room. =D

Oh dear now this is what happens when I'm asked to write something about myself. XD I babble and then babble some more. XD I'm sorry you had to read that, I'll start again. =D
Hi, I'm Hayley, I'm 18 and at college studying for my A Levels. I'm doing Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Psychology. =)
Some people say I'm odd so I just say they're odd, I think that makes us even. XD
A man walks into a bar and says to a proton, "Can I have a pint please?", the proton says, "Sorry, I can't serve you", the man asks, "Are you sure?", the proton replies, "I'm positive." XD
Oh dear I best stop this now before I start receiving hate mail! XD

favourite books

The Picture Of Dorian Gray- Oscar Wilde

Thud!- Terry Pratchett

Frankenstein- Mary Shelley

Charlotte's Web- E. B. White

my websites