An insane but brilliant detective and his Asian chauffeur search for a lost heiress and find everything but.
Bernardo Walterhaus is a detective on a mission: find a missing heiress that no one else can seem to locate. But this is no ordinary detective. Bernardo is the self-proclaimed "world's greatest detective," on the run from forced imprisonment in the Lombardo Institute For The Mentally Sub-Standard and yearning to save the day. The Mayor of Oberwalz is trying to put him back in the Institue (and wants him dead), his ex-partner hates his guts (and wants him dead), there are mercenaries following him (who want him dead), and he's hours behind everyone else on the case. But that won't stop Bernardo.
Armed with cunning wit, tremendous luck, and an unerring ability to find himself in trouble, Bernardo will solve the case with the help of his driver/bodyguard, Ching Dic-Tofon, his favorite cabbie, "Sugah" Brown, and a pack of "Oberwalz's Finest," the most vulgar and violent cops you could ever hope to have on your side.
Bernardo will find an unlikely solution, without a clue or a good idea, as long as the mercenaries, gnomes, orderlies, exploding castles, fake Germans, angry competitors, plane crashes, burning buildings, board meetings, boiling chocolate, fratboys, and criminal masterminds don't get him first.