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I am 55 - Scottish. Ex comedy sketch writer, credited with work on BBC radio and television,as well as sketches on Dutch and German television shows. Completed my first comedy novel, 'Blister' , which is now available to download as an ebook here http://ma2books.webplus.net/blister.html
My second novel 'The Lost Ringpiece', a Dan Brown spoof, is in progress and the opening four chapters are now available for you to enjoy on Authonomy.

favourite books

'A Boy's life 'by Robert McCammon. 'Wilt' by Tom Sharpe.

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http://www.weddingcaricaturist.com     http://ma2books.webplus.net/blister.html

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The Lost Ringpiece

Brian Morrison

This is a Dan Brown spoof. Remove Robert Langdon and insert Dan Lambert. Add a barrowload of laughs, incidents and nonsense.


Based on Wagner's 'Ring of Nibelung', this is a tale of treachery, terrorism and taunting. Midget terrorist Jensen Alberich for all his small stature had a massive chip on his shoulder. He teased the American authorities with cryptic clues on the days that he carried out his activities. His targets were famous historical landmarks. The CIA sent one of their top agents on an undercover mission into the suspected heart of the terrorist cell. The person that Alberich really wanted involved was Harvard Professor, Dan Lambert. Only Dan had the proven track record in code breaking. It became a game of cat and mouse as Dan raced against time to save some of the world's most iconic monuments from being blown to pieces.

 

Blister

Brian Morrison

The madcap antics of a group of eccentric individuals living in a Cotswolds New Town. The Easter weekend will never be the same again.


An Easter weekend in a small conservation village in the English Cotswolds. What could be more idyllic? The residents of Broxley would remember this event-filled weekend for the rest of their lives.
- NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN THE COTSWOLDS -
ENGLISH LAKE IS HAUNTED -
PREHISTORIC CREATURE IS MURDERED -
All of these headlines were being prepared for the Sunday newspaper early editions, but the editors were holding back to see which story carried the truth,
Several facts remained absolute - a kinky parish priest was on the loose - a gifted clairvoyant was being possessed by an evil spirit - a murder had been committed and a dim-witted young Welsh man had brought the whole nation to a standstill.

 

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I wrote 562 days ago

Thanks Derryl. I'm not on this site very much now. I'm on a little hiatus as far as writing is concerned, but I know that I have a certain Harvard professor waiting patiently for me to get my arse back into gear. All the best mate! view book

I wrote 562 days ago

Thanks Derryl. view book

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I wrote 637 days ago

I can't understand this book. It is written in broken English. eg "An fatter, older woman" This novel is riddled with these type of sentences. English is obviously not your first language. view book

I wrote 677 days ago

Thanks Lisa. It would be nice if that all came true, but . . . thanks X view book

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