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Scott Bartlett

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Royal Flush, my award-winning humour novel, is now available on Amazon! (Link below.)

Scott Bartlett has been writing fiction since he was fifteen, when he began his first book and got distracted halfway through Chapter Three. Since then, he's written three novels. The writing of his latest book was funded by the Newfoundland and Labrador Arts Council. Scott also maintains a blog about environmental issues.

Royal Flush 2007 received the H. R. (Bill) Percy Prize in 2007.
Cover art for Royal Flush by Susan Jarvis.

favourite books

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (all five)
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
JPod by Douglas Coupland
Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
The Waste Lands by Stephen King
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

my websites

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0981286704     http://www.batshite.com

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my books

Royal Flush

Scott Bartlett

Royal Flush is now available on Amazon! http://www.amazon.com/dp/0981286704


Royal Flush asks the question, can a man who throws his dates in a dungeon succeed romantically?

A recipient of the H. R. (Bill) Percy Prize, Royal Flush is a novel about a man known only as the King, and as his Kingdom careens toward catastrophe, he cruises seedy taverns looking for likely maidens. He is particularly bad at this.

His incompetence and his weakness for beautiful women drag him deeper and deeper into trouble. He is portrayed as a cross dresser by the Kingdom Crier, the Kingdom's most popular tabloid. Shortly after, he must defend his castle against a siege with only his royal fiddler, while attempting to steal his royal fiddler's girlfriend. And when the siege lifts, he must play the warmongering Traveling Linguists' Guild against King Cedric, a visiting monarch--the stakes are love, death and dethronement.

 

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Sandy Simmonds wrote 9 days ago

Hi there, Can I interest you in reading my book? It is a comedy a....

j.l. wood-miller wrote 28 days ago

Hello Mr. Bartlett, Literary fiction pushed to its limits in a str....

Marija F.Sullivan wrote 29 days ago

Hi Scott, I seemed to be very amused by your book some time ago. ....

RossClark1981 wrote 184 days ago

Hi Scott, Luminous Dark, currently ranked at 4 on the authonomy ch....

Eponymous Rox wrote 184 days ago

Hullo there, Scott. I'm still a reader on Authonomy scouting for new ....

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I wrote 973 days ago

Hi Ayrich, I read the first chapter of MIRANDA. I find your premise very compelling--it feeds that common human paranoia that maybe just maybe the whole world is engineered to fool you, to control you, and/or to evaluate you. I had that paranoia as a child and though I have since exchanged them for ... view book

I wrote 975 days ago

Hi Jan. Your comment on ROYAL FLUSH is by far the best I’ve received on this site. I know already that I’ll be taking several of your suggestions. One thing, though, about the oversized goat--my book actually contains many such errors. For instance, colic isn't contagious, so it would be unlikely fo... view book

I wrote 1202 days ago

Congratulations on making the top five Nicola! I hope you make the Editor's Desk at month's end. Scott view book

I wrote 1209 days ago

Hi K. Howard Bell, Since you commented on Royal Flush and also to make up for my brusqueness from before, I read through the Prologue and first two Chapters of Barry Beeswax and the Seven Suspects. I love your hodgepodge of reinvented fairy tales combined with an alternate-reality London. I agree... view book

I wrote 1210 days ago

Hey Nicola, I'm not too great at coming up with titles, and I've thought of plenty that I've hated. The first novel I wrote still lacks one. The strategy that I've found most successful, though, is not to force it--to wait for a title you're passionate about to occur to you naturally. This worked... view book

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