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Damnit people I’m back again – 150 days after my last visit.

It’s a tragic story. I turned this 35,000 word thing that I’ve published here into a book. Got an agent, negotiated a draft with their reader, made everyone happy, looked forward to becoming a published author and then two days ago I got dumped. Damn, to come so close, to get an agent, to get a publisher's interest, to go though the whole stupid process and then lose it all, it’s heartbreak. So I’m back and no idea what comes next. Where do you go from here? Moral support appreciated. Messages of commiseration welcomed. X Lavinia

favourite books


I’m not much of a reader. Until recently the last book I read was “The wait for me kitten” and that was one of those Little Golden Books.
But recently I have been trying to read more adult stuff – my favourites so far: A few Hours of Sunlight by Francois Sagan and Shampoo Planet by Douglas Coupland.
Aside from that I can recommend “The Saggy Baggy Elephant” and “Jerry at School” – both Little Golden Books. Just kidding.
Thanks

Lavinia.

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my books

Filthy Tranny Whore - The tran....

Lavinia Sonderburg-Beck

I love drugs, hanging out in bars, casual sex and fucking with people’s heads. I’m a transsexual, a disaster and this is my true story.


I love drugs, hanging out in bars, casual sex and fucking with people’s heads. I am transsexual and I am a complete bitch. My tits are fake. My hair is fake, my eyelashes are fake, my tan is fake, my fingernails are fake. Even my name is fake. Nothing about me is real. I don’t have a real name, a real job or even a real life. I dress like a hooker, have sex in the back seats of taxi cabs and the toilets at nightclubs. My best friends include a coke whore and a prostitute. I’m not interested in anything nice. I don’t give a shit about the environment, politics, art or religion. I simply don’t care. I want people to fuck me. Not like me. In 2009 my life started turning into a disaster area. I started keeping a diary as ‘therapy’ this is the result. I wanted it to be a love story. But it reads like a tragic comedy. I really need to do something other than take drugs, fuck strangers and hang out in bars. My life is falling apart. Read this and you’ll understand why. This is all from my diary. It’s all true.

 

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As a newbie to Authonomy, will you permit me two requests? The first ....

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Hello Ms. Sonderburg-Beck: "An Unfinished Innocence" explores adul....

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I wrote 687 days ago

Dear KW Sorry to be tardy with my reply. In the last 148 days I bailed out of Authonomy - I got a book deal only to see it fall through, so now back at square one again. Reading your comment made me feel all warm and positive again. Thanks for taking the time, it's appreciated view book

I wrote 687 days ago

Dear John I just love you. You totally rock. You made my day with this. X Lavinia view book

I wrote 858 days ago

Hi, it’s me, Lavinia This is serious. I’ve just got off the phone with Miranda (it’s not her real name, but it’s what I call her in the book) She’s still not so happy with me, mostly she likes the way I describe her, but insists she’s not that much of a bitch when she is drunk. She doesn’t lik... view book

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