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ChristinaN55

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I WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANYONE THAT DOESNT GIVE ME 1,000,000,000 POUNDS AND A MINT AERO FIRST!

Just kidding.........(but I wouldn't say no to the mint Aero)

So, why am I here?
(Apart from living to annoy the hell out of a certain pastor I mean…)

Well, first let me say that I wasn’t initially aiming for the ED, but it seems that there are quite a few odd people on here, that, like me, actually find stories like mine funny.

So I might just give the ED a shot.

If I ever do manage to reach the ED, I’ll be happy even if they say:

“Dear Christina,
We would like to inform you that we would never ever consider publishing a book so ridiculous as yours and would suggest you give up writing this instant. However, before you go, could you please write one more story about pastors and book signings. We have come to love those stories tremendously.




*Note for this (non) author:
Obviously, all the above remarks were made in jest. The author would like to make that very clear to anyone that happens to be reading this bio.

Thank you for having a sense of humour and have a nice day!





favourite books

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
The Happy Prince - Oscar Wilde
The Nightingale and the Rose -Oscar Wilde
A Child called It - David Pelzer
Chances - Jackie Collins

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Take a Sick Break

Christina Naftis


You won't find anything else like this on here.
This is toilet humour at its best, or should that be worst?


Forget the works of Keats, Hemingway and other meaningful writers.
The contents of this book has been written for a more blasé reader, with a warped sense of humor.

It’s a compilation of short inane stories along with a problem page called “Ask Doctor Proctor” that was written for the simple reason as something to perhaps read on the toilet.

That would probably be its best description to summarize its contents.
Readers with a less tolerable disposition would maybe prefer to ignore this book.
Readers who enjoy a more twisted storyline may find this quite entertaining.





 

Lost Souls

Christina Naftis

Desire, betrayal, hate and revenge. All the ingredients that would make for a woman scorned.


After making the mistake of falling in love with a married man, Claudia is made to pay the ultimate price by aborting their unborn child. Her lover, James, who has never been faithful to his wife throughout the years they have been married, lacks the emotion of understanding the great cruelty he had put Claudia through. Claudia takes it upon herself to avenge her adulterous lover. Everyone around her are now pawns in a game of revenge. She will stop at nothing until she gets the retribution she longs for. Whoever gets in her way will only have themselves to blame. They would all have to be accountable for their own actions, just as she was, when she terminated the lost soul.

 

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LivingChallenged wrote 6 hours ago

Ok, but I am not trying to make it to the ED. :-P

Joseph Beirce wrote 5 days ago

Hey, I see you like Oscar Wylde ... wanna swap reads with an irish wr....

LivingChallenged wrote 6 days ago

Do not think I did not see that kiss you snuck into that messsage, wo....

PaddyNemesis wrote 6 days ago

hi thanks so much, would you be able to back the book too? thanks ....

jlbwye wrote 7 days ago

Thankyou Christina!

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I wrote 118 days ago

I only got the chance to read the first few chapters, but you kept bugging me for a comment so here it is :p Great character descriptions, dialogue and storyline. Reads very easily. Well done. Good luck getting this to the ED :) Christina Take a Sick Break view book

I wrote 134 days ago

I liked your pitch as it had a little of everything to it. I read the first three chapters and I'm enjoying the story so far. 5 stars :) Good luck with getting this to the ED's. :) Christina view book

I wrote 173 days ago

I love dogs but hate hearing about how they get run over and killed. It really upsets me, even reading about your Jason getting killed. Anyway, I loved your story. 6 stars and a doggy biscuit for the Jack in your avi :) Christina view book

I wrote 181 days ago

You are probably the first author I've come across on here who could effectively get himself sued just by his opening line. Having said that though, the people from Birkinhead probably can't read, so I guess you're ok. :) Great story, well written, well done. Starred to the max. Christina... view book

I wrote 192 days ago

I think it was very brave of you to write a story in another language that isn't your native tongue. The imagination is there and with a little help with the grammar I think you'll do well with The World of Enchanted. I've given you 6 stars - for your hard effort. :) Good Luck Christina Take ... view book

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