Alice in Wonderland with facial hair, mutant moles, camper vans, and the world at stake.
Secondary school was going to be a fresh start for Rowan. After the car crash that had killed his mother and left his father in need of constant care Rowan had never quite fitted in. All that was about to change.
But when two men emerge from a portal and steal his father's beard, things change more than Rowan ever expected. Pursuing the men through the portal, he finds himself in a world that exists just outside of his own, a world where beards are power. Here an eccentric magician takes Rowan under his wing, and together they pursue the men that took his father's beard.
Can they track down these beard bandits despite the mutant moles, pimped-out camper vans and moustached grandma's that stand in their way? And will they make it in time to stop them using the beard to take over the world?