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If you happen to chance upon this, my profile, please back my excellent book, The Spectacle that is Jack Coq and his Amazing Anatomie, because I am a lovely chap and deserve your support in this harsh cruel world. Thank you.


And I write other books.

My latest was published on 14 May.


The Spectacle that is Jack Coq and his Amazing Anatomie is complete at 98,000 words. Just over half of it is uploaded here.

SYNOPSIS in Ch 30 (i.e., at the back of the MS)


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May Jenkins smile upon you and preserve you from Old Jeff who would have you for a footrest.


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IF YOU SEND ME SPAM I SHALL SEND YOU A HARD-NOSED RESPONSE.




If I'm not in when you call, I'm out getting my hare cut.



And remember, tuenip salad is best with frazzle sprinkled with cockled noat.




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The Spectacle that is Jack Coq....

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Life; or death? Ask Jack. He knows.


This is the tale of a man who is struck by lightning, loses his identity because of it, is burned bald and blue by it, thrown in gaol as a consequence of it, and ends up in some monstrous carnival in a madhouse about it. That man is Jack. Alas, poor Jack. Even his name is not his own.
Ha!
Imagine that. Imagine this.
Jack speaks in his own vernacular, a mixture of criminal cant as heard in the alleys, and words he makes up. He challenges. He provokes. He kills, so it is said. Not everything he says is true. Not everything that happens is real. And not everyone is his friend.
Jack seeks freedom.
He is haunted by images of storms. He has no memory of a self before an event he does not recall. And that troubles him. Yet, he comes to know himself as he is. Jack comes to understand what it is to be alive.
This, then, is a dark fairy tale about the juxtaposition of life and death when the latter beckons. Life; or death? This is one interpretation of that reality.
Taste it.
Feel it.
Be consumed.

 

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Zijn wrote 14 hours ago

“It was two kids against the world. And the world didn’t stand a chan....

Juliet Blaxland wrote 21 hours ago

Tin foil was my weapon of choice. I forgot to tell you, and I'd also....

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So he finished construction in 1985? That's very clever. He's whip sm....

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Does he/she wear Jean Paul Gaultier? And good effort, K2 is tough. So....

R.Moore wrote 3 days ago

Does he understand quantum mechanics then?

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I wrote 78 days ago

Very engaging idea. To be quite honest, though, I have no idea whether the style would appeal to your target age group as children's fiction is not my area at all. I think you need to look at your use of adjectives and modifiers as you tend to keep using the same ones. I wonder if you introduce too ... view book

I wrote 94 days ago

This holds a lot of promise. The characters and the story line engage you from the start. You do have a slight problem with opening and closing quote marks with the dialogue as they are sometimes missing which makes reading slightly odd until you realise a quote mark is missing. I also wonder whethe... view book

I wrote 127 days ago

My first question is why does Ricky's dad have a magic doorknob? Perhaps you say why later on but I imagine that children might want to know. I have to say that I found the opening a bit too busy with ordinary things which don't really lead into the story. Indeed, I wonder whether you put in too muc... view book

I wrote 157 days ago

I think the prologue is quite clever as it is an inversion of Genesis (well, at least, the start of it is). It is clear and to the point although perhaps you might consider clarifying some things such as who or what the Memory is – if only because it is an ordinary word and not usually applied as a ... view book

I wrote 183 days ago

I remember reading and commenting on this a very long time ago (as someone else, an identity now retired from this place). I liked it then. I still do. So I'm happy to give you my backing as Branestawm's Cat. view book

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