Not-Earth, that wonder world of puns and absurdity, is doomed. But what's this- a twelve year old rescuer? Roll on the mayhem!
This manuscript portrays twelve year old Benny Santiago’s first days as a person with extreme talent and abilities, (superhero is so last year) whose path collides with Dr. Vert and Señor Snert, the Planet Bandits from the world of Hert in an epic showdown including retired pirates turned restaurateurs, an almost invisible elf-like cowboy ape, a hog and dog recovery agent and the most diabolical belch ever created. In addition to its rollicking plot and unforgettable characters, this story also incorporates many elements of the Latino culture and language, giving it mass appeal to the modern youth. *
*With tuns of puns, a lot of alliterations, and more spoonerisms than you can stake a shick at, Benny Santiago and the Mask of Mortimer Muerto is a must read for kids, adult kids and senior citizen kids alike. Plus I want to be published!