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Beatnuki

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Enterprising, eccentric self-published author, portfolio-building and working towards mainstream publication. Creator of Freerale and Dargrim's Dungeon, and also draw all the associated pictures. Cuts out the middle-man when you're the writer AND illustrator, ho ho!

Currently working on press releases for the local fundraising office of Macmillan Cancer Support and contributing as Assistant Editor to Nintendo fansite 3DS Buzz, as well as doodling new people to lovingly cram into my next white-knuckle comedy escapade through fitful worlds of my own imagining.

Seeking books that'll move, shake, electrify and double me over in giggles, not necessarily in that order. Hoping I can offer you the same back; watch this space, as I fully intend to bring to the fore bursts of imagination unlike anything you've witnessed!

Love uniqueness! Love uniqueness, and surrealism. The more detached from logic, the better. Make it artsy! Whimsical! And funny, definitely.

Also, if you're going to ask me for a read, why not check out a little of my stuff first? Do the garish cartoon covers frighten you, you cheeky funster?

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I'm a huge fan of the Discworld series, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy novels, and On The Road by Jack Kerouac. I'm drawn to the strange and unusual; no point in escapism if it's just like being at home, right?

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Freerale: Steamfunk In The 187....

Tony White

Steampunk through a disco filter ('steamfunk'), this adventure-comedy splices 1970s aesthetics with 1800s technology. Chases, banter, locomotives and loquaciousness await!


Steam. It's that lovely sweaty stuff that's powering all of society. Hurled into a misadventure of his own inadvertent making, Lenny Freerale involuntarily teams up with zesty locomotive driver Penny Piptrack on a slapdash chase throughout the Greater Wastelands. Pursuing a purloined document said to hold the keys to perpetual motion, the duo will face down posh parties, ramshackle rivals and the lowest dregs of the criminal underworld, nestled in the mysterious monolithic Husk. Bickering and snickering all the while, Lenny and Penny charge through their funk-and-soul fuelled world with reckless abandon. Ideal for fans of unique speculative fiction, Freerale: Steamfunk In The 1870s offers a wildly imaginative setting flecked with mystery and apathy alike, from the cynical streets of Farglum to the haughty aristocracy of the Affluent Reach. And that's before we even get to the rail-pirates...

 

Dargrim's Dungeon

Tony White

An evil genius struggles to revitalise his floundering lair of villainy in a credit-crunched, self-parodying fantasy kingdom of cunning plans and comical capers.


The Realm's feeling the financial pinch, and none more than Baron Dargrim Eboncane. Keeper of a dungeon that lures in and disposes of pesky adventurers to keep the wheels of the unhinged economy turning, Dargrim finds that society is changing and business is slowing. Seeking to bolster trade by kidnapping a princess (who helpfully volunteered for the role), Dargrim is swiftly betrayed and befouled by the gambits and garrulous machinations of The Realm's mover and shakers, finding himself thrust into uneasy alliances in which everyone, from the earnest invulnerable paladin to Dargrim's own psychotic ex-girlfriend, is trying to outfox one another and wrest control for themselves. Satirical silliness and fitful cunning swiftly becomes the order of the day as Dargrim sets his own logical wheels in motion, often to find events backfiring dramatically to the amusement of everyone but himself. From inexplicably popular vampires to the application of electric eels as offensive weaponry, Dargrim's Dungeon filters fantasy tropes through 21st Century filters to craft a darkly comical little world of backstabbing, betrayal and allegiances more shifty than the crafty little Fletcher brothers themselves.

 

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whoster wrote 183 days ago

Cheers Tony, I've been on the site for a fair while, and you can t....

whoster wrote 185 days ago

That's a wonderful comment you left me Tony, and I'm thrilled to rece....

whoster wrote 190 days ago

It was a real pleasure to leave that comment, Tony. Very little on th....

ndaye wrote 198 days ago

(jessica_2vndaye@yahoo.com) My name is jessica i saw your profile t....

bunderful wrote 216 days ago

It gets better, really it does. Ah well. You made me laugh. Thanks fo....

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I wrote 185 days ago

I got to this later than inended, but I'm definitely glad I did! Prologue and two chapters in and it's riotously intelligent, ruthlessly cutting, bleakly comical stuff. I've been hoping to come across some true laugh-out-loud moments on the site for a while now and I'm thrilled to see you've deli... view book

I wrote 231 days ago

Oooo. Nothin' like an old colonial church for a good ol' throwdown! I can definitely see manga-esque and Final-Fantasy-ish elements in this, and those have huge markets so there's always potential. The chapter introduces plenty of places and faces and ensures they're all given just enough time in... view book

I wrote 252 days ago

I think, fundamentally, to be able to drop a storyline 'in the moment' as your opening chapter has, and then spend that chapter filling out many varied, unique characters with identifiable quirks and personalities, yet... make it not seem contrived or like rampant exposition takes considerable talen... view book

I wrote 252 days ago

Thank you, fellow Tony, for your many kind words on Dargrim's Dungeon! I'm very pleased the tone and setting resonated with you, and I'm glad you liked the character of Dargrim also. You've got a good point about October in fact, perhaps I should make a concerted push to capture the essence of th... view book

I wrote 253 days ago

From one chapter - one magnificent, twisting, writhing, engaging, utterly loquaciously beguiling chapter - I'm more than happy to put this book on my bookshelf... my first EVER bookshelf backing since joining the site not so long ago! This has the potential to go far. I'd wax lyrical and sing pra... view book

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