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Worked in I.T. for last 20+ years. Got interested in writing about 5 years ago as something to do for my kids to read.
Took 2 creative writing courses and passed.
Self-published 1st illustrated children's comic fantasy for my daughters, about a character called Brave Dave, then completed 2 more.
And now I would dearly love to move from I.T. into writing as a profession.

favourite books

The Dark - James Herbert
Weaveworld - Cliver Barker
Hyperion - Dan Simmons
Footfall - Niven & Pournelle
The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Foundation & Empire - Isaac Asimov
Talisman - Stephen King & Peter Straub
IT – Stephen King
Although I have many favourite books I have chosen these because when I got to the end of them I was compelled to turn to the first page and start reading again immediately.

my websites

http://www.bravedave.co.uk    

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my books

The Makings of a Hero

Simon Woodward

Lightning brings the new hero to life. He’s short, wears a yellow cat suit and is a feather, but curiously, this doesn’t hinder him, much.


At 8:14pm on Halloween a feather is struck by lightning. 20:14 hours or “twenty fourteen hours” was an exact anagram of the sacred Halloween chant of the ancients, “Notnefurt-Ou-thyweers,” which roughly translates into English today as, “Without effort you will yowl when thighs grow under your ears.” And Dave the Feather, now imbued with a life of his own, did, just before splash landing in an exceptionally muddy pen belonging to Tariq, an insomniac tortoise and an inventor, of sorts.
After an awkward introduction Dave leaves Tariq and goes off to fulfil his destiny, helping those of the world he now finds himself in.
Up the road from Tariq’s hutch Dave comes across two young girls having problems with a Movitall – an undergraduate poltergeist, not that he knows this ghoul is the source of their problems, just as they don’t.
Using some un-X-ray glasses (or Ray-Bans as they’re also known), thrown at him earlier by Tariq, Dave discovers what’s behind the girls’ problem with their missing school books and attempts to fix it.
Brave Dave - The Makings of a Hero, follows Dave in his self set task of helping those in trouble, through no fault of their own.

 

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I wrote 1129 days ago

There’s a lot to love about this story, even though I’ve only got through the first 2 chapters so far; will definitely be coming back to this. You’ve managed to develop quickly, and well, the relationship between Nick and his Grandpa – it’s exceptionally believable. Another big plus for me is the ... view book

I wrote 1137 days ago

Watch your spelling in your short pitch and full pitch - getting this wrong can easily put off potential readers as it may be taken as an indication as to what is to come! I'm not sure "wyas" is a word, though I maybe wrong. view book

I wrote 1137 days ago

I decided to come back to this as voice in the story is strong. However, a few observations first; get rid of the intro - your profile, the book's short pitch and full pitch should take care of this. I think adding these at the beginning of your book will stop most people reading it. After readin... view book

I wrote 1137 days ago

Thanks for your comments - I will definitely get to fixing the problems you've highlighted. Cheers for reading. view book

I wrote 1139 days ago

I will read the rest, but, just the first few paragraphs forced me to add it to my book shelf. I'm looking forward to the next few days when I can read a lot more. view book

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