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Word for the day: udderly (adverb) as in: He's udderly gonna stump in blue.

I hated school − hated reading, writing, and arithmetic – hated all subjects, except for lunch. Yes, I did poorly. At age twenty-four, I started reading a book. By the age of twenty-six, I'd finished it. Twenty-two years later, I got this wild hair up my ass, thinking I'd try my hand at writing one. It sucked, but I've gotten better since.

Growing up, I enjoyed the 60s TV series, The Twilight Zone (that and dirt clod fights). I remember thinking that if I ever wrote stories, they'd be like Rod Serling’s − quirky and diverse. I’ve written four now, and none fit neatly into a particular genre, but they do have a few things in common; fanciful premises, touches of humor, and subtle romance.

I've just uploaded my fourth, Entwined - leaning more toward humor with this one. My novel, Greendale, will be in print as of September 2012 (Red Adept Publishing).

To appreciate Entwined, you must first be willing to allow that an apple pie is more likely to manifest by pure chance, from star dust, than life occurring on a sterile planet, and then evolving to such a degree that a hairy primate develops the capacity to bake an apple pie in its kitchen.

(cough...)

Forum thread for The Father: http://www.authonomy.com/forums/threads/96612/the-father/

favourite books

Pygmy - Chuck Palahniuk
The Last Crossing - Guy Vanderhaeghe
Plainsong – Kent Haruf
The Road – Cormac McCarthy
Ingenious Pain – Andrew Miller
Solaris - Stanislaw Lem
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court - Mark Twain
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Islandia – Austin Tappan Wright
Shipping News - Annie Proulx
The Things They Carried - Tim O'Brien
The Pillars of the Earth - Ken Follett
Turnaway – Jesse Browner
Wild Life – Molly Gloss
Dune – Frank Herbert
Breakfast of Champions – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Making Love – Marius Brill
Venus on the Halfshell – Killgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer)

Note: The guy in the picture... I don't know who that is. It's not me. I wish it was though.

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Entwined

Rodney Jonez

A young woman sails beyond the edges of the world in search of a mythological land, but finds a lovable idiot instead.


Driven by a dream and an adventurous spirit, Evelyn Hatfield is unstoppable in her pursuit of Methania (a rumored land across the vast mysterious ocean). But how does a teenage girl, living in a world that’s afraid of water, get her hands on a rare sailboat? Methodically? Through years of inane labor, manipulation, and a few fibs? The same way Fender Privacy, from Methania, acquires his?

While Evelyn sets sail for Methania, Fender sets off for Evelyn’s homeland. They neither one arrive at their intended destination, for they both end up shipwrecked on a tiny, uncharted island. They know a slow death awaits them if they remain there, and realize too, they’ll need each other’s help to escape. The problem is, they are both blinded by a rather large, self-righteous ego and, to make matters worse, neither can understand the other’s gibberish.

Can Evelyn and Fender see beyond their own fat heads and recognize the value in what they’ve discovered before it’s too late?

Entwined is an offbeat, coming of age, romantic adventure − a life-time journey, set on a distant world.

 

The Father

Rodney Jonez

There is no extreme to which the father won’t go to save his children from themselves, including the sacrifice of one for the other.


Mr. P. D. Holflapper (the father) is incapable of seeing the subtler shades of gray—it’s either black or it’s white, the right way or the wrong, one either accepts him unconditionally or rejects him entirely. The father perceives himself as the perfect parent—a loving, righteous man, offering his boys, Jack and Judas, the most meaningful and lasting gifts. He clothes them in timeless morals, and provides them an environment of structure and discipline. There’s more than a hint of Old Testament patriarch in the father, and just like that great Father of old, he grants his children free will.

His two boys, however, share a somewhat different opinion of their father. They see him as distant, rigid, curiously jealous and secretive, but mostly… terrifying. Yes, they have free will, the power to choose, but if they make the wrong choice, they could wind up spending the rest of eternity suffering at the hands of their mysterious Uncle Lu.

“Once Uncle Lu has you,” their father warns them, “it will sadly be beyond my power to intervene.”

The Father is a dark, tragic, and quirky allegory.

 

The Other Mr. Bax

Rodney Jonez

Two Ryder Baxes, each unaware of the other, until fate sneaks in, gathers them up, then drops them into the middle of the other's world.


Ryder Bax is confronted by a life-changing dilemma. This way or that? He unintentionally cheats fate by going both ways. The first path leads him to a freak encounter with a childhood sweetheart, Joyce Rubens, who’d mysteriously disappeared when he was eight. The second path leads him to an unlikely dinner with Dana Serrano, who happened to be in the wrong place at precisely the right time.

The story of two men, lost in a strange, new reality, where their only hope for happiness lies in their ability to give up hope and accept their twisted fates.

 

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Fantastic! That's brilliant! Congratulations! Well, I knew it was ....

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I wrote 9 days ago

What We Live For I read your first four chapters. I’ve always enjoyed watching people from a distance, like at concerts, or while waiting for the light to change, wondering what their stories were, knowing that most were likely as colorful and complex as my own (perhaps more so). What We Live For... view book

I wrote 12 days ago

Apryl, Awakening was a shocking surprise for me. How is it that a book, this well-written, can be so poorly neglected by authonomy readers? I have just finished sampling two other books, ranked among the top 100, which I could not in all good conscience back. OK… Now that I got the rant out of m... view book

I wrote 12 days ago

Great cover, and convincing pitches. I love the old stories of pirates and adventures on the open seas. I think you've come up with an interesting premise. Good luck with this. view book

I wrote 12 days ago

I like your cover and title. Darby, I think, is a great choice for your MC's name. I don’t like that you’ve called your opening a prologue. I see no reason this can’t be the first chapter. Yes, it offers touches of back-story, but no more than chapter one, and it ties into chapter one chronolog... view book

I wrote 20 days ago

Sylvia, Deadly Dot Com Revenge is very well written and intriguing. I read the prologue and the first three chapters. I would read on if I had the time, or if I had a paper copy. I think you’ve done an excellent job fleshing out your characters, making them unique and believable, writing believable... view book

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