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Eileen Kardos

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Eileen Kardos is a former comedienne who now works in Fair Trade.

She was Eileen Kay on radio and on London’s stand-up comedy circuit, and was half of magic double-act Dork and Tacky. She was also KISS-FM’s co-presenter Carmen Ghia, of whom the Guardian said, ‘She can make the Hanger Lane Gyratory sound like a deviant sexual act. Put her in charge of all radio jingles immediately’.

She's done TV voice-overs, directed the comedy sketch show pilot Spontaneous Combustion, and her dramatic film Refugees won praise and prizes at international festivals. Her stage play Little White Lies was produced last year in Scotland. This is her first travel book.

She is the entire staff of www.eileensimports.co.uk, a member of The British Association of Fair Trade Shops and The World Fair Trade Association, and has worked with groups in Nepal, India, Kenya, Zimbabwe, Cambodia, Vietnam, Thailand and Peru. Most of them are abandoned wives living near the poverty line, so it's reassuring how much giggling goes on, and mealtimes are always a revelation.

Born and raised in the USA, she fled as soon as she could. She's lived in the UK for nearly thirty years and is now a sickeningly proud British citizen. She travels whenever she can but always comes home to Scotland.


She seeks representation by a literary agent.

favourite books

Reading Lolita in Teheran - Azar Nafisi
The Road to McCarthy - Pete McCarthy
Travels with Myself and Another - Martha Gellhorn
Black Elk Speaks - John Neihardt
As Used on the Famous Nelson Mandela - Mark Thomas
South from the Limpopo - Dervla Murphy
Start Where You Are - Pema Chodron
Flatland - Edwin Abbott
Playing the Enemy: Nelson Mandela and the Game that made a Nation - John Carlin
Tuesdays With Morrie, and Have a Little Faith - Mitch Albom


Reading Policy:

I am happily available for trading reads and comments, dependant on time. I always return a read. One suggestion is to agree to read a minimum of one chapter, and comment with a minimum of 100 words or so. Makes sense to set a time limit too – "by the end of the month" often works. Please get in touch if this sort of agreement suits you.

my websites

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my books

THE NOODLE TRAIL: Fair Trade, ....

Eileen Kardos

Comedienne and Fair Trade importer loses everything including her sanity and travels through Thailand in search of solace, mangoes, and food for the soul.


Eileen is off to Thailand, like many winters before. Then it was sun, sand and samples of souvenirs, but not now: she's broke, alone and discouraged. This trip could be her last.

She will bid fond farewells to her trading partners: effervescent Mr Wanchai of Elephant Dung Paper, Mrs ‘Call Me Aunty’ who invented recycled newspaper weaving, and dynamic Boontam who keeps her neighbourhood alive by carving things from coconuts.

She trawls through Bangkok slums, mountain-top weaving collectives, ratty beach huts, and deserted towns near the war-torn Malaysian border. Her grass–roots, first-hand experience in the global Fair Trade network proves that even one lone woman can make a difference in a world of economic elephants.

Her humorous travel journals are the basis of this eccentric, free-spirited memoir and personal love letter to all the Thai people who befriended her. Best of all, she's wrong: it’s not a farewell journey after all. Tsunamis, heartbreaks, and other losses can be survived: hers, theirs, and the world's.

The Noodle Trail contains edible insects, tough questions, out-loud laughs, ambushes of poignancy, and an awful lot of elephant dung.

 

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Bea Sinclair wrote 16 hours ago

Thanks for your comment. yours Bea

Oktober wrote 3 days ago

Hi Eileen, I have started reading and left you comments and lots o....

Tod Schneider wrote 3 days ago

Alas, I do not know Heidi!

jotters wrote 4 days ago

Hi Eileen, No probs, sounds like a good story, going to add to WL,....

Medium wrote 4 days ago

Greetings Eileen, although travelogue books are not my genre at all, ....

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I wrote 1 day ago

This is a good pitch. Normally I like then a bit longer, but this tells me just enough, and sets the tone for some mad silliness, I expect. The title helps too. Opening scene: this “Mother Who Knows Best” and her anxious daughter and bride-to-be are annoying each other and amusing me. All... view book

I wrote 5 days ago

I like the dramatic opening. This has the feel of an allegory, and sometimes of a dream, and yet the world of beggars feels very real as well, as do the hardships of this main character. There are many little turns of phrase that are simply lovely. You have a unique voice. The language is poetic... view book

I wrote 7 days ago

The pitch has just enough in it to tantalise and set the mysterious tone. The first sentence tells me this is an imaginative, intelligent writing style I know I will enjoy and admire. So, there’s a fine start. Plus, this is not a genre I ever read, so please consider that high praise. How wo... view book

I wrote 11 days ago

This is a side of life that I would never normally see, and that is possibly the main reason why this story should be out there in the world. That is what I got out of the pitch, before I even read anything. So, I’d say that’s a pitch that worked. Personally, I do not use the word “Satan”,, but... view book

I wrote 12 days ago

This is an excellent pitch, not just because it is already the kind of story I like, but because it is clear and precise, as well as promising humour and inspiration along with the difficulties and darkness. This is a very rich mix. You use language beautifully. It’s a pleasure to read this... view book

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