Not funny at all - I don't know what everybody is talking about. It's the most unfunniest thing ever... I like to talk utter pants for approximately ten seconds a day and the sentence above is my contribution for 30 July! A wonderfully entertaining read. Hysterical and with so much god damned ... view book

What attracted me first was your book title - I have no idea why but it made me want to read! Next, your pitch. Brilliant. You were dragging me to click 'read the book' which I duly did! And no regrets at all - I love your writing style - Nice and easy to read and a very intriguing opening. I lik... view book

Very nice story Katherine - I'll be honest, the first book I've ever read about Swans, but I love your style of writing! Easy to read and interesting. I love the uniqueness of what you've written. Best of luck with it. Backed. view book

Hi Kirk, Just wanted to drop you my initial thoughts after reading the first part. I'm really loving this if the truth be told. Very well written, unique as-well, and quite simply all I want to do is read on, which I am now going to do! In my mind a good book is about wanting to know what's goin... view book

Absolutely fantastic pitch which so made me want to read on - loving the first chapter - like others have said it's all very dark and you've already snuck in one or two shocks (the exchange between Naomi and flabby Dougie regarding his naughty wife along with Death making a nice early appearance -... view book