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Andrew Foley Jones

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I like squid, gin, the number 33 and seeing people I don't like, tripping over uneven pavements. I dislike people I like tripping over even pavements, formatted television talent shows and soft focus family portraits in faux antique frames. I also deplore octopus who believe they can forsee the future.

favourite books

Confederancy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole -everything and anything by Will Self, Irvine Welsh, JD Salinger, Woody Allen, Bret Easton Ellis, Hemingway, Steinbeck and Dylan Thomas.

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seductive amoebae

andrew foley jones

A dark and biting satire, seductiveamoebae follows psychopathic anti-hero, Thomas Paul, as he embarks on a campaign of natural retribution against a morally defunct society.


Set in an anonymous modern day city, Seductive Amoebae follows the demise of Thomas Paul, handsome, wealthy and successful, indulging in the excesses that engulf and suffocate him. Paul’s wife takes part in a pilot study for a new fertility drug. She dies giving birth to a horribly disfigured child. The drug is introduced in a media whirl, despite warnings that it isn’t yet ready for public consumption. Embarking on what he perceives to be a campaign of natural retribution against Filodade and ultimately against society, the paths of Paul, his daughter and the creator of the drug, Edward Mansfield, inadvertently cross and entangle, culminating in a chaotic, violent and disturbing finale.

 

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I wrote 483 days ago

nice opening -ah the paradox of killing - really stylish writing view book

I wrote 514 days ago

tremendously offbeat lunacy and i love it view book

I wrote 515 days ago

having contented with actus reus and mens rea through a fraught criminal law semester this at first brought back memories of dread of our lecturer,a bloated and arrogant man, resembling, when at times, tanned, a space hopper. If only you were that lecturer. A premise that is sublime and I can see, i... view book

I wrote 516 days ago

the editors quote drew my attention and i ve just read a beautiful opening chapter will read couple more before making a more substantive comment view book

I wrote 534 days ago

Nothing like the cringe of awkwardness that you manage to script in a comic and nostalgic way Particularly enjoyed the Shirtlifter chapter Quality writing view book

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