Leslie Field

Leslie Field

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I'm a chronic, book-a-day readaholic. I can't stop reading, and no, I don't want therapy... I thought I might as well write too.

I have always lived in Africa - RSA and Namibia, which is out of the way as far as attending writing workshops or joining writers communities is concerned... unless one writes solid, locally relevant works. I read them, but don't write them right now.

My writing is mostly humorous or lightly satirical, and not of the politically radically correct kind. I like quirky and amusing and different... I want my readers to have fun and escape from their issues and traumas for a while, rather than making them undergo a traumatic, fraught catharsis. Whew! Life can be enough of a cramp already. Which is not to say I don't bring in a bit of cerebral stuff - a bit of thought is always a good thing... Whatever.

Writing is the Lonely Art; you can't simply hang a book on a wall and let everyone see it at a glance, or inflict it on someone's ears by just turning a switch... so it is a great idea to have a site like Authonomy.

As for the rest: I love animals, the sea, good food, and have survived motherhood and being a Secondary School teacher. Sounds dull... but then, there is always another awesome book to read, or the joy of creating worlds and characters. You can't do it all, but you can make it happen in your head and put that down on paper.

favourite books

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Madame Bovary
The Book Thief
Things Fall Apart
Lord of the Rings
The Time Traveler's Wife
...and, many, many, many more of all genres!

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Attack of the Killer Demons

Leslie Field

Multi-cultural inter-galactic networking in the company of androgynous Actrons in the employ of the Bureau of Inter-galactic Investigations sure beats work in Dad's hardware store...


Socially inept Deuteronymus Hapgood is accidentally abducted by androgynous Actrons, becoming the first human to join the Bureau of Inter-Galactic Investigations (Biggie). He receives a makeover and new teeth and broadens his mind by hectic foreign travel in the company of interesting beings: the Actrons, a Parthenian undercover salesman, amoebic Woosterians who enjoy jokes, and winged, fanged Xerxians who run Biggie and have little sense of humour. They try to cope tactfully with the difficulties of multicultural inter-galactic networking... the Biggie Academy textbook is no help, especially to an earnest rookie Xerxian faced by a Zantifian of lustful intent. Deuty never attended the Academy and has no textbook. He learns by doing... in the company of the Actrons, who have a very different grasp on reality from that of most beings. As for the way the Actrons play at life and morph into other creatures, copying their genetic code – well, it’s all rather confusing... What these Biggie agents really have to do is thwart an evil old Zinnian mastermind with haemorrhoids, and survive an attack by his allies, the soulless killer demons from Anareta.

 

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ShadowOfOsiris wrote 23 days ago

Hi Leslie You commented on my book, Shadow of the Wraith, a while ....

bunderful wrote 55 days ago

As the clocks hit midnight tonight and the new top 5 books hit desk, ....

Roman N Marek wrote 66 days ago

Hi Leslie, I’d like to thank you for your long-term backing of TUI....

karlee.hall wrote 85 days ago

Hey Leslie, I'm currently seeking feedback on my book (aren't we alw....

Maevesleibhin wrote 85 days ago

Dear Leslie, I loved Rupee Millionaires. It was such great fun. But ....

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I wrote 138 days ago

Yes, Hell has to have really BAD coffee. I love all the beaureaucratic stuff. For me, forms are definitely hell. view book

I wrote 138 days ago

Hi again Been reading on in your beautiful story - still enjoying it, but one thing that has struck me is the dense appearance of each page. For more kid appeal, the page needs to be broken up at times with more dialogue. this may also lead to a slightly more active read. e.g. Let Mrs Vine or the s... view book

I wrote 140 days ago

I loved your pitch, and think the prologue is pretty funny too. I like the natural voice of your narrator and the modern life take on Hell. Will read more asap. Put you on watch list in interim. view book

I wrote 140 days ago

I loved your pitch, and think the prologue is pretty funny too. I like the natural voice of your narrator and the modern life take on Hell. Will read more asap. Put you on watch list in interim. view book

I wrote 140 days ago

Took a look at Chapter 1, and am definitely going to read the whole of it as soon as I have an opportunity. It is just beautiful and grabbed me right from the first paragraph. Although I write mostly humorous SF, fantasy etc, I believe in human relationships as incredibly important in any kind of wo... view book

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