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An inveterate, practicing raconteur with an MA in BS, it has been touted that I hold the world's largest collection of economically useless information. Perhaps a little harsh but I embrace that brand wholeheartedly.

To be fair though, I should allow that I am a semi-willing victim of a classical education. I suppose the theory there was that if you throw enough things against the wall, some of it will stick. I like to think that some of it did although I'm still trying to figure out if it was spaghetti or linguine.

In my career to date, I have worked as a timber framer, a coffin builder, a boat builder, a carpenter and sweep up man. I am currently impecuniously employed as a general contractor and Construction Manager on the West Coast of Florida.

Free time? Well I used to go sailing but that disappeared along with the boat. I can't bowl worth a damn and contact sports are something only in memory since my orthopaedic surgeon threatened to kill me on the table if I tore out my shoulder one more time. Nowadays it's gardening and trying to figure out which raping insect or noxious fungus will attack next.

I hasten to assure you that my character references all agree that I am one, and were I to choose one word to describe myself, that word would be ineffable.

If you feel the need, please E-Mail me at:

raymondterry@ mac.com or
raymondterryauthor@gmail.com

favourite books

Frequently, anything by William Faulkner, Robert Service, Robert Ludlum, John Grisham, Louis L'Amour, Immanuel Velikovsky, Sir Francis Bacon, Tom Clancy and Clive Cussler. Strange company perhaps yet through it all I confess that my favorite crime fighter is still Stephanie Plum.

Damon Runyan, as anyone who can write a story like 'Lady For a Day', has to be divinely inspired. 'Meditations', by Marcus Aurelius, daily, Henry Mencken, when I am in the mood, and a whole lot of really interesting things too but no politics. My current wife (bless her heart ) hates it when I come home bleeding.

(Okay,...so lately I've been reading politics too.)

For anyone who is interested, if I read your work and comment, I will direct such comments towards your intent in telling the story. I care not if you have made a typo on page six, nor if your punctuation is less than according to Hoyle, nor, God forbid, you have misspelled something on page nine. I simply want to know if your story is well crafted; does it read well and would I buy it. A completed book gets extra high marks as I do not read the first few pages alone.

Please bear in mind that I refuse to play the game of tit-for-tat mostly because tits are worth more than tats as any guy will freely relate.

Hereby, a change as I have put most of the books up as 'public'. Please read and enjoy. I delight in your company. RT

my websites

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my books

Moon Racer

Raymond Terry

Murder and remembrances haunt the background in this adventure set in Central America.


A self avowed Asshole, Bart Driscoll was perfectly content in his low level State Department job putting in time until retirement and dreaming of Fly Fishing when he is thrust back into a Country called Cuyamas, where he was stationed twenty five years ago.

Sent on this new mission to observe the hanging of an American National, Driscoll, who would like nothing better than to get back home and leave on his annual vacation, begins to notice irregularities.

When he is called in to visit with a man he formerly knew as an adversary during the Cocaine wars, things go downhill fast and Bart Driscoll is on the run once again.

With some help from an unlikely quarter, Bart is able to stay alive. Some others are not so lucky.

 

A Bend In The Trail

Raymond Terry

Murder deceit and mayhem come to Florida, America's vacation paradise.


In 1863, the USS Albemarle, transporting a shipment of gold to the Mexican government of Benito Juarez, meets with an accident at sea and sinks. After a series of thefts and murders the gold is deposited down a sinkhole in Hardenton, Florida, where it remains for 145 years.

Phil Dreyfus and his sister Lacy, who have purchased part of an old family farm at the Withlacoochee Bend, find the gold while searching for a good well. Before Phil can return the gold to the government, his hired hand kills him and steals the gold while a government satellite watches. The thieves escape, pursued by government 'troubleshooters,' who have their act together, and by two Mafia button men, who don’t.

Stu Forbes, a direct descendant of the Confederate captain who transported the gold and died in the process, picks up the narration and starts connecting the dots. The true goal of the government troubleshooters is recovering a letter from Benito Juarez to Abraham Lincoln that would give the United States a legal claim on Mexico.

 

The Case of The Saladin Ruby

Raymond Terry

A new adventure of Sherlock Holmes


An assemblage of nefarious characters bedevils Sherlock Holmes while in New York on a vacation mandated by Watson. Chief Inspector Darius of the New York police department needs help when an arch criminal, known to Holmes takes residence in the city and an evil plot surfaces.


Upon request I undertake this endeavor. While no scholar as to the Holmes library written by Sir Arthur, I am attempting to capture the period accurately. This is a trial balloon and all of you Sherlock Holmes fans are welcome as advisors and critics.

Neither for lauds, nor the ED, feel free to comment and know that I shall answer each of you.

By the way, the woman in the painting on the cover is Elizabeth Foster Cavendish. Please note that the final syllable of that last name is 'dish'. Trust me, it describes her well...at least at the time of the painting.... Thanks, RT

 

The Second Coming of Walter Cl....

Raymond Terry

An alternate existence in a parallel universe of AD 98 brings problems not unlike our own...


Time travel is impossible, of course. Everyone knows that, but what if those softly whirling magnets beneath this very floor were replicating right now, and a parallel universe was only an instant away?

What if it all really did happen when you turned a simple lever?

Would you go…would you?

Here, a foundling child, raised as a ward of the state, becomes Doctor Walter Clements, achieves prominence in the field of Particle Physics, and makes a fateful discovery.

Then, disillusioned with the state of the world and his personal contributions towards making things worse, he, and a group of like-minded friends escape to a parallel universe of 98 AD and jointly create a new life near Rome.

Yet the temptation to use familiar advantages from modern times finds Walter in transit again and one day by chance, he is recognized on a security tape. With his new life in peril, and rogue elements of the government closing in, Walter must evade an elaborate trap crossing twenty centuries and close the bronze gate to modern times permanently.

 

CondoMAXimum

Raymond Terry

Gambling is coming to Paradise Beach Florida. Real estate mogul Derek Clymer is building a new city for the purpose.


Soon it becomes apparent that Derek has picked the wrong team for the job.

Jake Terrebonne is skimming. Billy Hunt is too honest. An investigative reporter is smelling around and Bert Weems, local fixer, has a problem. Of course it is nothing that money cannot solve and as this book opens we find Bert abortively engaged at making his problem worse. It all could have been so easy.

While his future spirals towards the drain Bert compounds his mistake until the problem becomes simply a man named Bertram Weems. Not to worry though, Jimmy 'Blue' Terrebonne has been making problems permanently disappear for years.

Available on Kindle. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005HA9YW8?ie=UTF8&tag=thwoisfloratl-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=1789&creativeASIN=B005HA9YW8 and Amazon or createspace in paperbound.



Cover artwork is by Brett Glennon. www.roopopdesign.com

 

Messing About in Small Boats a....

Raymond Terry

A reluctant knight errant faces danger from without and his own stubborn determination at the bottom of the world.


Mike Burgess, a dedicated but less than top ranked ocean racer is two days from winning this years Antarctic Challenge Race when he is requested to divert on a rescue mission.

With an almost assured victory slipping through his fingers, he reminisces about his role and his relationships in this fast paced adventure yarn.

 

Pomes

Raymond Terry

The reflections and ramblings of a partially diseased mind
ripped from the world's largest collection of
economically useless Information.


So...It is fair to ask. Why do we write rhyming poems at all? Who gives a shit about 'lame meeter' as John Milton described it and can we not say with prose our deepest thoughts, our feelings, and our intent or do we need a vehicle unencumbered?

I think the latter. I think that unbounded and un-ruled our feelings are clearer, more pronounced and our thoughts paint pictures with fewer words. The rhymes simply help us to remember. Callimachus liked that concept and we will look at him a little further down the page.

Plodding along though, I continue to try as each of us must and my only encouragement would be for each of us to see things and people where before we may only have looked at them.

 

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Jack Cerro wrote 1 day ago

Thanks Raymond.

Kate M. wrote 2 days ago

So close to the desk! He needs you now, Mr. Terry! :-) I've read a....

Kate M. wrote 2 days ago

Well, that's confusing because it's not on your shelf? But, thanks! ....

Casimir Greenfield wrote 6 days ago

Hi Raymond - just extending the hand of friendship. I guess I can sha....

kristylo wrote 7 days ago

HELLO, How are you today.my name is kristy,i saw your profile today ....

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I wrote 1 day ago

Back on my shelf after a conversation with Kate M. (She is reading Jack...just a little longer for comments I am told.) A tribute to the new title and as you are so close to the desk Jack, I could not resist. Nothing more to add beyond my earlier comments except to reiterate that the story is fan... view book

I wrote 12 days ago

Tonia, old friend. This is futuristic, and yet not. Australian, and yet not, for your depiction of this crime, through to chapter 7 is nothing short of immediate and nearby. We feel the emotion from your paragraphs and the grief hovering behind this atrocity, wherever located. This reads as a rea... view book

I wrote 13 days ago

I am awfully afraid, as I commence this review that I may not be the best for that task as so much of the book deals with locales and terminology with which I am not familiar. Even everyday expressions are utterly foreign as I navigate and yet as I see Palmer, who is less upset having caused Jonie's... view book

I wrote 41 days ago

I see your writing here as an examination of the misery you suffered for so many years and undoubtedly a cathartic, almost ritual cleansing of your own soul. As a biography that works but you have asked that your story be widely read and so I think that you do need to do a few things to accomplish t... view book

I wrote 47 days ago

An extraordinary journey of human emotions set against their all too real expectations and a study in how life never quite turns out as we expect. I wonder just how much of this is truly 'fiction' as I see several scenarios that I recognize, but in the fictionalization here Kim, you hold the reader... view book

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