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Wow!! I've been gone from this site for so long! I wonder if I know anyone here anymore? I hope so! Here's the first part of my third book, Fleeing The Jurisdiction. I hope you all enjoy it! Let me know what you think...and I'll soon get back into the swing of things here, backing books, reviewing, etc. I'm happy to be back!!!

(pic) Colin Quinn (!!) helping me with the reading of Hand In The Till at the launch party, Feb 2011, NYC.

If you're tired of reading either of my books on the computer screen, they're both available (cheap!) on ebook. Check them out on amazon.com, amazon.co.uk, and for nook readers, bn.com. Also available as 'real' book, but a bit more expensive...! Many thanks to all those (many) people who have got them so far! I am truly grateful for the fantastic sales!!!


The 2010 ABNA Semifinalist, "An Embarrassment of Riches," is my debut novel and is available everywhere online in paperback, hardcover and Kindle/e-book, from Amazon.com/co.uk/ca, etc, Barnesandnoble.com, etc.

I lived for years in my mother’s hometown of Derry, Northern Ireland and attended Dublin City University. As a Navy brat, I grew up in California, Thailand, London, Iceland and Germany. I am now an ESL teacher in New York with a photo album packed with Derry snapshots.



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FTJ Book Cover: HyeJeong Park

You can contact me at stetfan2003 (at) yahoo (dot) com!!

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FROM THIS SITE, PLEASE BACK THESE EXCELLENT BOOKS!!! (in no particular order)

BREWER HOUSE--Lisa Candelaria Bartlett
LITTLE GUIDE TO UNHIP--K J Rigby
MUCKERS--Cait R. Coog
AN UNBREAKABLE BOND--Mary Wood
SICILIAN SHADOWS--Francesco Scanella
MATCH DAY--Darren Floyd
MARA AND JANE WE ARE FOUR--Strayer
LOST THE PLOT--KJR
ANTAGONY--John Hamler
POST MARKED--Mark R. Trost
THINKING LIKE A WILDEBEEST--Stephen Racket
DROPCLOTH ANGELS--Gerald D. Johnston
(gosh, so many more...will be back to add to the list...!)

From published books:
"The House of Sleep"--Jonathan Coe
"High Fidelity"--Nick Hornby
Most Irvine Welsh
Most Ian Rankin
Most Helen Fielding
Many Dean Koontz
Many John King

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Fleeing The Jurisdiction

Gerald Hansen

It's danger on the high seas for the Barnetts, but will it come from the authorities, Mother Nature or family Flood?


In Wisconsin six years ago, Ursula Barnett accidentally defrauded her local church of thousands. The statue of limitations is inching nearer, and the police are circling in. Panicked, Ursula books herself and her American family passage on a budget centennial Titanic cruise, hoping to ride out the investigation and embark a woman redeemed.



But lurking amongst the leaky walls of the Queen of Crabs is a danger worse than bad food, hip-hop nightclubs and terrifying onshore excursions: her Irish family, still resentful of the Barnett's lottery win years earlier. Sister-in-law Fionnuala Flood, knowing Ursula is a sitting duck for the next twelve days, rallies the family to retaliate, stopping at nothing to drag lady of leisure Ursula back down into the gutter that is their own life. The Queen of Crabs, though, is not Derry, Northern Ireland, but an alien battlefield, where the Barnetts and Floods find more enemies lurking outside the family than within.



Fleeing The Jurisdiction is equal parts Titanic, Love Boat and Voyage of the Damned, a darkly comic story of family relationships, the politics of envy, the injustices of social inequality and, perhaps, some personal redemption. And a sighting of Rod Stewart playing shuffleboard?

 

An Embarrassment of Riches

Gerald Hansen

When Ursula Barnett and her husband Jed win the Irish lottery, they think their troubles are over. But they are just beginning.


Ursula Barnett coerces her Yank husband to retire in her hometown of Derry, Northern Ireland, hoping to atone for her youthful sins as a collaborator with the IRA in the 1970s. At the first sniff of Ursula’s lotto win, however, her chronically greedy sister-in-law Fionnuala Flood rallies the family against Ursula.


Fionnuala’s life is a misery. She is married to a boozing fish-packing plant worker and raising seven seedy hooligans, from a convict son to an eight-year-old devil-daughter who will resort to desperate measures to secure the perfect Holy Communion gown. Between two part-time jobs, Fionnuala still finds the energy to put into motion plans which pit husbands against wives, daughters against mothers, the lawless against the law and Fionnuala against anyone fool enough to cross her path.


Family saga and black comedy, love story and courtroom drama, An Embarrassment of Riches will take you on a journey to Northern Ireland and beyond, where Protestants and Catholics wage battle daily, and where crossing family with finance leads to passion and tragedy, heartache and hilarity.

 

Hand In The Till

Gerald Hansen

With a family like this, who wouldn't need absinthe?


Fionnuala Flood, mother of seven unruly thugs, takes stock of her life on her 45th birthday, and it couldn't be more of a misery. She's been sacked from the corner shop for stealing, her two oldest sons are in prison, her husband's hands are fondling more than frozen fish at the packing plant, and her lesbian daughter has just published a book exposing the family's attempts to get their claws into Auntie Ursula Barnett's lottery winnings the year before. Daughter Dymphna, unwed mother, has just been kicked out of her boyfriend's house, adding two more mouths to feed.

Desperate to raise money to travel to Malta for the launch party and wreak havoc, Fionnuala puts into motion a get-rich-quick scheme that preys on the weaknesses of others and will hopefully add a bit of luxury to her empty coal bin of a life. The scheme, however, unleashes dark secrets that bring Ursula back to town for a final showdown.

Hand In The Till is a darkly comic look at revenge, retribution and, perhaps, reconciliation. With a shot of absinthe.

NOW ON AMAZON (self-published) UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hand-Till-Gerald-Hansen/dp/1450287700/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1297201960&sr=8-2

US:
http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Till-Gerald-Hansen/dp/1450287700/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1297201516&sr=8-1


If you like it, I hope you get it!!

 

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Kate Buchanan wrote 11 hours ago

Hi Gerald - finally received Hand in the Till today. Sounds fantastic....

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