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Colin Quinn (!!) helping me with the reading of Hand In The Till at the launch party, Feb 2011, NYC.

If you're tired of reading either of my books on the computer screen, they're both available (cheap!) on ebook. Check them out on amazon.com, amazon.co.uk, and for nook readers, bn.com. Also available as 'real' book, but a bit more expensive...! Many thanks to all those (many) people who have got them so far! I am truly grateful for the fantastic sales!!!


The 2010 ABNA Semifinalist, "An Embarrassment of Riches," is my debut novel and is available everywhere online in paperback, hardcover and Kindle/e-book, from Amazon.com/co.uk/ca, etc, Barnesandnoble.com, etc.

I lived for years in my mother’s hometown of Derry, Northern Ireland and attended Dublin City University. As a Navy brat, I grew up in California, Thailand, London, Iceland and Germany. I am now an ESL teacher in New York with a photo album packed with Derry snapshots.


My friend on this site, LaRouxfan, has told me she will give a bonus backing to anyone who backs Hand In The Till. Just send her a message letting her know you have done so. How exciting!

Book Covers: Swan Park
Author Pic: Marcin Kaliski

You can contact me at stetfan2003 (at) yahoo (dot) com!!

favourite books

FROM THIS SITE, PLEASE BACK THESE EXCELLENT BOOKS!!! (in no particular order)

BREWER HOUSE--Lisa Candelaria Bartlett
LITTLE GUIDE TO UNHIP--K J Rigby
MUCKERS--Cait R. Coog
AN UNBREAKABLE BOND--Mary Wood
SICILIAN SHADOWS--Francesco Scanella
MATCH DAY--Darren Floyd
MARA AND JANE WE ARE FOUR--Strayer
LOST THE PLOT--KJR
ANTAGONY--John Hamler
POST MARKED--Mark R. Trost
THINKING LIKE A WILDEBEEST--Stephen Racket
DROPCLOTH ANGELS--Gerald D. Johnston
(gosh, so many more...will be back to add to the list...!)

From published books:
"The House of Sleep"--Jonathan Coe
"High Fidelity"--Nick Hornby
Most Irvine Welsh
Most Ian Rankin
Most Helen Fielding
Many Dean Koontz
Many John King

my websites

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my books

An Embarrassment of Riches

Gerald Hansen

When Ursula Barnett and her husband Jed win the Irish lottery, they think their troubles are over. But they are just beginning.


Ursula Barnett coerces her Yank husband to retire in her hometown of Derry, Northern Ireland, hoping to atone for her youthful sins as a collaborator with the IRA in the 1970s. At the first sniff of Ursula’s lotto win, however, her chronically greedy sister-in-law Fionnuala Flood rallies the family against Ursula.


Fionnuala’s life is a misery. She is married to a boozing fish-packing plant worker and raising seven seedy hooligans, from a convict son to an eight-year-old devil-daughter who will resort to desperate measures to secure the perfect Holy Communion gown. Between two part-time jobs, Fionnuala still finds the energy to put into motion plans which pit husbands against wives, daughters against mothers, the lawless against the law and Fionnuala against anyone fool enough to cross her path.


Family saga and black comedy, love story and courtroom drama, An Embarrassment of Riches will take you on a journey to Northern Ireland and beyond, where Protestants and Catholics wage battle daily, and where crossing family with finance leads to passion and tragedy, heartache and hilarity.

 

Hand In The Till

Gerald Hansen

With a family like this, who wouldn't need absinthe?


Fionnuala Flood, mother of seven unruly thugs, takes stock of her life on her 45th birthday, and it couldn't be more of a misery. She's been sacked from the corner shop for stealing, her two oldest sons are in prison, her husband's hands are fondling more than frozen fish at the packing plant, and her lesbian daughter has just published a book exposing the family's attempts to get their claws into Auntie Ursula Barnett's lottery winnings the year before. Daughter Dymphna, unwed mother, has just been kicked out of her boyfriend's house, adding two more mouths to feed.

Desperate to raise money to travel to Malta for the launch party and wreak havoc, Fionnuala puts into motion a get-rich-quick scheme that preys on the weaknesses of others and will hopefully add a bit of luxury to her empty coal bin of a life. The scheme, however, unleashes dark secrets that bring Ursula back to town for a final showdown.

Hand In The Till is a darkly comic look at revenge, retribution and, perhaps, reconciliation. With a shot of absinthe.

NOW ON AMAZON (self-published) UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hand-Till-Gerald-Hansen/dp/1450287700/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1297201960&sr=8-2

US:
http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Till-Gerald-Hansen/dp/1450287700/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1297201516&sr=8-1


If you like it, I hope you get it!!

 

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Hi Gerald :-) I just wanted to say thank you so very much for your co....

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