The Santa Files uses satire and an exciting plot to make merry fun of our modern world. Suitable for all ages.
The Santa Files pitches the reader into a world where all we know of the North Pole is true.
Santa has telesales to thank for the employment of his new foreman, Dash, an elf from a fascist chapter of elves who has amusingly learnt English from a thesaurus.
Dash's zeal makes him unpopular among the North Pole elves who believe he is a foreign spy. This opinion is endorsed when Dash decides to secretly impress his new boss by altering the sleighs' navicomputer to ensure that Rule One (Naughty Children do not get Presents) is adhered to. Complications arise when he falls in love with Skinny Legs, the Reindeer Antler's assistant, who is working with the ancient Green Ears to uncover his suspected plot. Dash is further confused when, after Santa forces him to watch numerous Christmas movies, he reaslises there are actually no Naughty Children. How to reverse what he has done before Christmas Eve? To his surprise and good fortune, when some interesting images on the old foreman's computer are revealed, he is branded a hero and there turns out to be a brand new sleigh with it's own navicom, thus his position asToy Shop foreman is sealed.