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Reeshar

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After graduating with joint first class honours in barroom philosophy and tabloid psychology from one of Britain's most grade inflated universities, I moved to France, perhaps the only country on this planet that not only appreciates people with my particular academic skills but also lauds them. I currently work out of various Parisien cafés and bistros, from where I generally consider myself to be Europe's foremost pseudo-intellectual.

I like cats and people.

favourite books

Slaughterhouse 5; Bluebeard; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; His Dark Materials; Complicity; Filth; Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance; Aztec; The Physician; In Siberia; Stalin: The Court of the Red Tsar; Small Gods; Mort; Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid; The New Confessions; The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts; In Search of Schrödinger's Cat.

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Back in the Village

Rick Scharf

A struggle for the right to disappear


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Fiery Shadows on a Barroom Wal....

Rick Scharf

Dark comedy soft sci-fi for those who don't like sci-fi.


In an office in the far future Erwald creates one market survey after another. Discontented, his only daily relief is to build utopias inside his mind while he hides from reality in one of his company's lesser used restrooms.

Greta has no need for such imaginings. She knows that the best of all possible worlds is about to come. It will be given by the race of extra-terrestrials currently directing operations through her favourite guru.

Meanwhile the entire Earth is overseen by a jealous computer, one that wants no competition from other intelligent machines and which for its own purposes has created a simulated universe within itself. Indeed the book's narrator is a smugly satisfied inhabitant of the simulated Earth who loves to expound on how it is his world that is by far the best of all possible places in which to live.

It is a story of adventure, a story of longing, it gives a workable cure for capitalism and many, many other answers too - though all of them only virtual.

 

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I wrote 1252 days ago

Came here looking forward to the prospect of reading chapter two in detail and noticed that chapter 1 has been considerably redone. Or maybe it hasn't and I'm just more in the mood for reading it this time. Anyway, my impression tonight is that the story really flies and that the banter is scintilla... view book

I wrote 1253 days ago

Hi Jeremycage, I've just read your first chapter and you're right: we don't do the same style. So, unqualified as I am, here's my tuppence worth. First of all you've got to change your plot resume. What you've written is as much detail as you can get crammed into a limited number of words. Wha... view book

I wrote 1257 days ago

Thanks for the comments, Allen. Chapters 1 & 2 have now been considerably tidied up. view book

I wrote 1263 days ago

Hi, There is some very good stuff here and the style is also very good but maybe wonders back and forth a little too much. The humour hits the mark and the characters are endearing but I feel there's a little (and I really do only mean a little) too much meandering from the storyline. Personally ... view book

I wrote 1268 days ago

Robert I've got to agree with most of philberrie's points. For me you've got some nice ideas but I'm having some problems getting into your characters. If I knew why then I'd fix the problem in my own book. Perhaps you're too keen to get your ideas out on the page to let the characters develop na... view book

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